“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth.” – Unknown

“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” – Unknown

“A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun!'” – Unknown

“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” – Unknown

“My best friend is like a kombucha. She might smell weird, but I love her anyway.” – Unknown

“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a therapist, I have a best friend.” – Unknown

“Best friends: the ones you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.” – Unknown

“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.” – Unknown

“You’re my favorite person to be socially awkward with.” – Unknown

“Best friends are like stars – you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there to brighten your day.” – Unknown

“We are best friends because everyone else sucks.” – Unknown

“God made us best friends because He knew our mothers couldn’t handle us as sisters.” – Unknown BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT AGE AND WISDOM

“We are so hilarious. I feel bad for people who don’t get to listen to our hilarious conversations.” – Unknown

“Friendship is accepting each other’s weirdness and still being willing to be seen in public together.” – Unknown

“Best friends don’t let you do stupid things alone.” – Unknown

“If you’re alone, I’ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I’ll just be me.” – Unknown

“We met as strangers, became friends as weirdos, and now love each other as best friends.” – Unknown

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.” – Unknown

“Best friends are like unicorns. Rare, magical, and always there to make you smile.” – Unknown

“A true friend is one who thinks you’re a good egg, even if you’re slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.” – Unknown

“We’re so close, it’s like we finish each other’s sandwiches.” – Unknown

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it definitely helps.” – Unknown

“A best friend is someone who will go through hell with you. Someone who won’t judge you when you haven’t shaved your legs in far too long or when you accidentally insulted your crush’s pet hamster. Friendship is all about accepting each other, flaws and all!” – Unknown