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“Son, remember that money doesn’t grow on trees. It does grow in your dad’s wallet though!”
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“I used to have a lot of money before I had you. Now I just have a lot of love… and bills!”
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“Hey son, I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom… who sometimes embarrasses you in front of your friends!”
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“Son, do you know why I always carry a pen with me? Because I don’t want to miss any opportunity to embarrass you by signing autographs!”
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“You know, son, you did a great job teaching me patience. I mean, who else can test my limits like you?”
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“Son, do you ever wonder if you were adopted? Because I’m pretty sure you’re too cool to be mine!”
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“I hope you inherited your dad’s muscles because all I passed on to you is my sense of humor!”
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“Son, I may not be a superhero, but I do have my own special power – knowing everything you think before you say it!”
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“Remember, son, the secret to staying young is to have fun with your kids… and secretly adding hair dye to your shampoo!”
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“Son, just like wine, I get better with age. And just like you, I need a lot of time to breathe!”
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“I may not have a cape, but I’m your Supermom. I can clean, cook, work, and still find time to embarrass you!”
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“I always said that I wanted to be the best mom, but let’s face it, son, even my regular mom skills are out of this world!”
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“Son, I think we should write a book together – ‘1000 Ways to Drive Mom Crazy.’ We can call it our bestseller!”
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“You know, son, I used to be cool before I had you… like, really cool. But hey, now I’m just your mom – the coolest job ever!”
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“Son, I know you’re like your dad in many ways, but it wouldn’t hurt to have a little more of my perfectness!”
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“Remember, son, behind every great man is a mother who’s secretly correcting his grammar!” QUOTES ON PRINCESS DIANA
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“Someday, son, you’ll realize that I’m a genius. Until then, you’ll just have to trust me and keep failing silently!”
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“Son, I’ve taught you everything you know, but not everything I know. Some secrets, like my age, are meant to be kept hidden!”
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“Hey son, do you want to know what’s worse than being grounded? Having a mom who can’t stop dancing at your school events!”
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“Son, remember that walking around shirtless will impress no one… except maybe the mosquitoes!”
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“You know, son, despite all the mess you create, I still manage to find the missing socks you blame the washing machine for!”
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“Son, I hope you’ll love my grandkids as much as I love embarrassing you in public!”
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“When you’re old and in need of assistance, don’t worry, I’ll be there to help you – by telling everyone embarrassing stories from your childhood!”
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“One day, son, you’ll understand why I used to turn off the lights before you finished your video games – not to save electricity, but to save my sanity!”
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“Son, let’s make a deal – I’ll stop embarrassing you at family gatherings when you stop asking for money!”
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“If life gives you lemons, call me, and I’ll make lemonade. If life gives you your mother’s humor, just try to survive it with a smile!”
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“Son, I hope you know that my love for you is like Netflix – it never stops buffering and lasts forever!”
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“Remember, son, no matter how famous you become, I’ll always be the star of your life – the one who knows all your secrets!”
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“Son, I may not be your favorite person to hang out with, but remember, I’m the OG who taught you how to walk and talk!”
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“Hey son, do you know why your dad and I had you? Because someone needed to laugh at my jokes and appreciate my mom dances!”