FUNNY QUOTES TO START YOUR DAY

“I wake up every morning and it’s going to be a great day. You never know when it’s going to be over, so I refuse to have a bad day.” – Paul Henderson

“I always say ‘morning’ instead of ‘good morning’, because if it was a good morning, I would still be in bed and not talking to people.” – Unknown

“I told my wife, ‘look, I’ll only have one cup of coffee in the morning.’ She told me she’d choose a different husband.” – Unknown

“I love early mornings when it feels like the rest of the world is still fast asleep and you’re the only one who’s awake, and everything feels like it isn’t really real and you kind of forget about all your problems because for now it’s just you, the world, and the sunrise.” – Unknown

“Coffee: because adulting is hard.” – Unknown

“The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.” – John Walters

“If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.” – Catherine Aird

“I’m not a morning person. Let’s just say if morning was a person, I’d slap it.” – Unknown

“I always say ‘morning’ instead of ‘good morning’, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be in bed.” – Unknown

“I want someone to look at me the way I look at a donut.” – Unknown

“I want someone to look at me the way I look at bacon.” – Unknown

“Waking up this morning, I smile. Twenty-four brand new hours are before me. I vow to live fully in each moment.” – Thich Nhat Hanh

“I’m not a morning person. I’m an ‘all day with a couple of naps’ person.” – Unknown 22ND ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR HUSBAND

“When someone asks me ‘what’s up?’, I reply: ‘My cholesterol, my blood pressure, and my BMI.'” – Unknown

“I’m not a morning person. I’m a ‘why hasn’t anyone invented a coffee IV yet?’ person.” – Unknown

“I need coffee to survive because mornings are the rudest part of the day.” – Unknown

“I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die next Thursday.” – Unknown

“Don’t let idiots ruin your day, let the idiots make someone else’s day.” – Unknown

“I love early mornings when I feel like the world belongs to me and my pillow.” – Unknown

“I’m not a morning person. Let’s say I prefer sunsets to sunrises.” – Unknown

“Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.” – Unknown

“I’m not a morning person. I’m a ‘New York Times bestseller five times over’ person.” – Unknown

“I’m not a morning person. I’m more of a ‘for the love of coffee, leave me alone’ person.” – Unknown

“I was once asked if I could have a superpower, what would it be? I said the ability to wake up well-rested and ready to take on the day.” – Unknown