FUNNY QUOTES TUESDAY QUOTES

“Tuesday: the day after Monday that reminds you that you still have four more days of not trying to slap a fellow co-worker.” – Unknown

“Tuesday is just Monday’s ugly sister.” – Unknown

“Tuesday is the day I actually start the projects I was pretending to think about on Monday.” – Unknown

“On Tuesday, I wish it was Friday. On Friday, I wish it was Tuesday. Can’t we just skip to the weekend?” – Unknown

“Tuesday reminds me that I survived Monday’s madness, and yet there is still more to come.” – Unknown

“Tuesday: the day when thoughts of procrastination turn into thoughts of motivation… until Friday.” – Unknown

“Tuesday is the day when you realize that you haven’t done anything since Monday, and yet the weekend is still so far away.” – Unknown

“Tuesday: the day I start counting down to Friday, even though it feels like it’s miles away.” – Unknown

“Tuesday is like the ugly duckling of the week – nobody really cares about it.” – Unknown

“Tuesday is the day I try to pretend I’m productive, but in reality, I’m just scrolling through cat memes.” – Unknown

“Tuesday: the day that is sandwiched between Monday misery and Hump Day optimism.” – Unknown

“On Tuesday, I wish for a pause button to skip to the weekend, but alas, it does not exist.” – Unknown

“Tuesday is the perfect day for some retail therapy to forget that it’s only the second day of the week.” – Unknown

“Tuesday: the day I contemplate calling in sick, but then remember I still have three more days until the weekend.” – Unknown FATHERS DAY QUOTES FROM GRANDDAUGHTER

“On Tuesday, my motivation levels are as low as my supply of coffee.” – Unknown

“Tuesday: the day when reality hits you hard and reminds you that you didn’t win the lottery over the weekend.” – Unknown

“Tuesday is the day when I realize that my weekend was too short and my workweek is too long.” – Unknown

“Tuesday is the day I question why the weekend can’t be three days instead of two.” – Unknown

“On Tuesday, I’m already exhausted and counting the seconds until the weekend.” – Unknown

“Tuesday: the day I regret all the decisions I made on Monday.” – Unknown

“Tuesday is the day when I pretend to care about work, but deep down, I’m just counting down to the weekend.” – Unknown

“Tuesday: the day that requires an extra dose of caffeine just to make it through.” – Unknown

“On Tuesday, I start bargaining with myself – ‘if I finish this task, can I leave early on Friday?'” – Unknown

“Tuesday is the day I forget what day it actually is and have to double-check multiple times.” – Unknown

“Tuesday: the day when I realize that my to-do list is longer than the hours in the day.” – Unknown

“On Tuesday, I’m twice as tired as I was on Monday, and yet I still have so far to go.” – Unknown