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“When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy chocolate.” – Unknown
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“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite
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“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party!” – Ron White
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“When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it.” – Unknown
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“When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee; it’s way more valuable.” – Unknown
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“When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.” – Ron White
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“When life gives you lemons, keep them because, hey, free lemons!” – Unknown
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“When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.” – Unknown
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“When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand a refund!” – Unknown
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“When life gives you lemons, make margaritas. But leave out the lemons, you won’t be needing those.” – Unknown
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“When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of your haters.” – Unknown FAMILY NOUN QUOTE
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“When life gives you lemons, just say ‘screw the lemons,’ and bail.” – Paul Rudd
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“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.” – Unknown
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“When life gives you lemons, add vodka and have a party.” – Unknown
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“When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone you dislike. It’s therapeutic.” – Unknown
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“When life gives you lemons, make lemon bars. They’re tastier than lemonade.” – Unknown
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“When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how the hell you did it.” – Unknown
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“When life gives you lemons, make a margarita and find someone whose life gave them salt and tequila.” – Unknown
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“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone with vodka and throw a party.” – Unknown
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“When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and let the world question your sanity.” – Unknown
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“When life gives you lemons, make a chocolate cake and leave everyone wondering why there are lemons in it.” – Unknown