FUNNY RELAXATION QUOTES

“Stressed is just desserts spelled backward.” – Unknown

“The only time to take it easy is when you’re in a hurry.” – Kin Hubbard

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.” – Jennifer Yane

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far, I’ve finished two bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry

“Relaxation means releasing all concern and tension and letting the natural order of life flow through one’s being.” – Donald Curtis

“The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another.” – William James

“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Mallory Hopkins

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” – Douglas Adams

“The only thing I’m trying to accomplish today is my coffee.” – Unknown

“Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.” – Marthe Troly-Curtin HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MY HUBBY QUOTES

“Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.” – Jack Wagner

“Doing nothing is better than being busy doing nothing.” – Lao Tzu

“If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.” – Unknown

“I have a very simple philosophy: Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.” – Pablo Picasso

“Saturdays are for relaxing, Sundays are for prepping for Monday anxiety.” – Unknown

“The best time to relax is when you don’t have time for it.” – Sydney J. Harris

“Don’t underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” – Winnie the Pooh

“I’m not lazy. I’m just on power-saving mode.” – Unknown

“Worrying won’t stop the bad stuff from happening, it just stops you from enjoying the good.” – Charlie Brown

“Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.” – Unknown