FUNNY ROMANTIC QUOTES

“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”

“You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it… just don’t lose the spare key!”

“Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”

“I promise to always be by your side, or under you, or on top… I’m flexible like that!”

“If love is a crime, arrest me now. I’m guilty of stealing your heart.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, let’s skip the small talk and get lost in each other’s eyes.”

“You’re the reason I wake up with a smile… and why there’s drool on my pillow.”

“Love is like a roller coaster: full of ups and downs, but worth every scream.”

“Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“Love may be blind, but luckily, I’ve got perfect vision when it comes to you.”

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”

“Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.” HIDDEN QUOTES ABOUT SECRET LOVE AFFAIRS

“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

“Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te (cute)!”

“I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.”

“Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”

“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”

“Your smile must be a black hole because it just pulled me in.”

“Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine.”

“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

“Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?”