![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY250Q01IcDFOcmplNk8vbEdhWkJDalNoS2VsaTdIdUVUQWl3dWpHUUJZR2pLSFlxNTNaV1VoNXBHVFpHWm1oelllNkhmS1QydlpTWE5vWlhod3BqYTVPaHdyelpWYXdiOEh3L3JWWVBoRDlOT1MzMFM4amxBNDg5TVdUMmlQRVZnPT0%3D/FUNNY+ROMANTIC+QUOTES/(b4caef303350a379a566495048c63698).jpg)
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”
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“You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it… just don’t lose the spare key!”
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“Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”
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“I promise to always be by your side, or under you, or on top… I’m flexible like that!”
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“If love is a crime, arrest me now. I’m guilty of stealing your heart.”
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, let’s skip the small talk and get lost in each other’s eyes.”
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“You’re the reason I wake up with a smile… and why there’s drool on my pillow.”
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“Love is like a roller coaster: full of ups and downs, but worth every scream.”
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“Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.”
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“Love may be blind, but luckily, I’ve got perfect vision when it comes to you.”
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“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
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“Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.” HIDDEN QUOTES ABOUT SECRET LOVE AFFAIRS
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“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
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“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
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“Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te (cute)!”
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“I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.”
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“Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
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“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
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“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
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“Your smile must be a black hole because it just pulled me in.”
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“Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine.”
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“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
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“Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?”