FUNNY SAD QUOTES

“I love irony, but sometimes it hurts more than steel.” – Unknown

“I’m not sure if I’m laughing or crying, but at least my mascara is waterproof.” – Unknown

“Life is like a rollercoaster – it has its ups and downs, but it’s also full of unexpected twists.” – Unknown

“I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke off.” – Unknown

“I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.” – Unknown

“When life gives you lemons, cry and make lemonade with your tears.” – Unknown

“On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 15 in sarcasm.” – Unknown

“I put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional.” – Unknown

“I have a dark side, but I promise it only comes out when I’m sad.” – Unknown

“I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.” – Unknown

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey

“Never trust someone who takes hours to text back but when you’re with them, they always have their phone in their hand.” – Unknown

“My family is so crazy, I can’t wait for therapy sessions just to take a break.” – Unknown

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a first-name basis with the floor.” – Unknown

“If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me – I’ll laugh at you.” – Unknown

“I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they’re flashing behind you.” – Unknown HAPPINESS SELF LOVE QUOTES

“I’m not sad, I’m just practicing my resting sad face.” – Unknown

“I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry. And tired. And sad. And it was Monday.” – Unknown

“I don’t need anger management; I just need people to stop making me angry.” – Unknown

“Whenever I’m sad, I just imagine my life as an epic fail montage.” – Unknown

“My life feels like a comedy show, but no one is laughing.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a snappy comeback, I need a hug.” – Unknown

“Sadness is that awkward moment when you can’t even laugh at someone else’s joke.” – Unknown

“If I had a dollar for every time I made a bad decision, I’d be rich in regrets.” – Unknown

“I’m not emotionally unstable; my emotions are just very passionate.” – Unknown

“I have more mood swings than a playground swing set.” – Unknown

“I’ve decided to start a support group for people who laugh at inappropriate times. We call it P.L.A.S.M. – People Laughing at Sad Moments.” – Unknown

“I’m not depressed, I’m just filled with existential dread.” – Unknown

“If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.” – Unknown

“I don’t need therapy, I need a vacation on a tropical island, with unlimited cocktails.” – Unknown