![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0JaQzVXYnlXRDlMVDVNLzhYSTJxMHZ6ZEVkUTAveDRCcElDU24yaGg1VmJubzU3UU1BM2VWTHJyU1d5WTM1SUJaRnBrU3U4Y0J5UmV5dXhMZlJQdEE1SFNvY0F3WmU1cVlSZmxHaVpZemJWQXZORGE3U1Q1dEtySTVnb29CQ3JUT2FLc3BZdzRzUUdRR1pyd3pNdGh3PQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+SADISTIC+QUOTES/(7e5ab8e4cc31b15e6d82f2960524af7f).jpg)
“My therapist said I have a preoccupation with vengeance… We’ll see about that.”
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“I’m not saying I’m going to take revenge on anyone who wrongs me, but karma has a funny way of doing things.”
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“I’m not saying I’m a sadist, but the sight of someone stubbing their toe has healing powers for my soul.”
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“I take pleasure in watching people struggle to open a package sealed with impossible-to-remove stickers. It’s the little things.”
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“If I had a dollar for every time I enjoyed someone else’s suffering, well, let’s just say I would have a lot more dollars.”
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“They say revenge is a dish best served cold, but I prefer it with a side of a twisted smile.”
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“I have a playlist of sad songs that I listen to when I’m feeling particularly sinister.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2Z3JNcjZQLytKUzlJK0Qrc1dOUmxGOTIrRlFWMGhnR3BWU0R5eEw0K3lrQ25rTzdRbTR6SEdtWWZmalRKOW5rU3pMREVrcVRSaVpZL0pnVnJlWnBCTFFNTktBblluS2pzcXJUOFd3bzJ0RnRQNUJOTXRqMlVwSHlHZURXNVd1WmpwU1R1VFMwRnNGTTFGb1dDUWhVTHFRRFdyMkwxb3p5REUwUHlRbGlrRzlmQT09/FUNNY+SADISTIC+QUOTES/(5264aac7367c908bec23c2bfb1685c51).jpg)
“I don’t need therapy, I just enjoy watching people suffer. It’s like a twisted form of entertainment for me.”
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“I may look innocent, but deep down, I have a dark sense of humor that finds joy in the suffering of others. Don’t test me.”
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“Some people dream about their happy place, I dream about the day I’ll get to see my enemies swallow their pride.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV2Q4aEFuQUVhcHJPbmd5NTg1TEl2a1l5VGZUZVBKbVlFNGkxS3l3cUo1MmhEd043Q2VFTFVzcjV3UTc4NzYxM1FENng5Rk5CRVRoajA4ZzUzbGthM040WDVzYVNXcUVTWDVOWUV1akpCRTl4SWdNRkFkY2FSSzM4VVlnYzRiMmZvYXI2bGF6Z0lwV0xvZmlCTE5vRTZvUUlMRkp4dU5QenF3R2VqWm9jdUdGQS9iakdHdDhwcndkQncwMmFTa2hzZz09/FUNNY+SADISTIC+QUOTES/(e1d10f3fa402c098518d1d250c426cec).jpg)
“I have developed a fine taste for picking the perfect torture method for those who have wronged me. It’s like an art form.”
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“I find solace in the fact that the universe has a way of bringing justice to those who deserve it. I’m just here to witness it.”
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“If someone tells you they’ve never enjoyed seeing their enemies fail, they’re either lying or simply not imaginative enough.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYXZ6a0V0TEI3eVdkVkMrRVAzRC9jMlBHMnpRQnZqM3Yvc1prZGVHQk5OTkd3clJ6RFduUlY0eUI4bXhUMkNWY0pCcWpMdFpCelB6UjJGb1dVejBQMXBpU2ZtVjRncTltNHVTVVZPU0RkZkpnbGpqMlpEYVJQekhOaUhyUmkvZXg2Z3hvVnRzMFFaOEkxR253dTVRZS9MZEI2akpLeUhIT0FFakoyZWphMHpI/FUNNY+SADISTIC+QUOTES/(42ef3d2cd330ffc7af34a9cd9a77b113).jpg)
“I love the smell of revenge in the morning. It’s like a mixture of coffee and sweet victory.”
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“I’ve always been a firm believer in self-care, and indulging in the suffering of those who have wronged me is my guilty pleasure.” SELF CARE AFFIRMATION QUOTES
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“They say laughter is the best medicine, but I find a sadistic chuckle to be particularly healing.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUUl6YmJBNU8xem5vY29vbHRMOFRTWTZWS0ZvOFh2M3dDYm9rNnBic2hrTUNyd3dFWEZLL1RXTW5wMGR6OWtKRFlqdHEwT3I3OGJPL0ZXSmo4RFA3ZFBkNUxweDh5WlYyVGliNUpCUk1jYWR5OHZPNS90MSsrdElwZTV6b01mK3hKRE8xMXhQVDFIYnJlOWo5R3lHbFlhTWlsK3NvUCtVWERFd1VvRTJJRDlT/FUNNY+SADISTIC+QUOTES/(3ec1a7bf44cca35fb9c26dd25c077471).jpg)
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you enemies, make sure their karma is extra sour.”
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“I’ve never understood the saying ‘kill them with kindness.’ I prefer something a bit more satisfying, like slowly unraveling their sanity.”
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“Don’t mistake my twisted sense of humor for kindness. I can still find joy in your misery.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkQ2R3ZhU3gvdUxheW40WlkwTExiY0JCMzE4RXFMYXMxYmUraFpsZ3VIdG5xSUV5WWk0WUVXMVEya0czNDVyTTlyMVFlclZydGhzK0doeUVQRU1tV3NjRitzZ2FjamF0WVFKYnJ4ZU5jNE8ycnNXUEVoeUNRS0hGaGhIcE83WE9CV1NHdzQ4bHhwczdjRVB0NDRMRlRTUDFCUFNkLzhqN0lKRlVuYTQ1aE1yRmZoRVQ0SzhZR2dtSytWeEZUMGNwUT09/FUNNY+SADISTIC+QUOTES/(e4c45393b7a0ba9b0d723894b48b007c).jpg)
“They say revenge is a dish best served cold, but I prefer it with a sprinkle of spite and a dash of sinister laughter.”
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“Schadenfreude: the German word for finding joy in the suffering of others. It’s like a national holiday for my soul.”
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“They say revenge is a dish best served cold, but I like to add a little sadistic twist and serve it with a side of slowly crushed dreams.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYjFwVk5ZK3BhS2dvMlMrOUlUS2FQQWlBV1lBNE9JTW1EblpzdXJmY3RCSm9VSGhPWEp3VytrWnFtRVJEUmdpYUJiMHMwOUZxS1UrTkJlZEdyS1VtWDRVUDJDT1dmQkswQ1lYWnQxZUwyeURLTnBQVE9nT0x0QlVKQmRFTCtReXdXb1BiZ3BXRDk3dndzK0FSdktOQ0UzWndMa3M0KzhDSmdtd0NMZUJTN01q/FUNNY+SADISTIC+QUOTES/(dc3440a45029ff93dee950f63b6043ec).jpg)
“If karma doesn’t come around fast enough, remember that revenge is just a beautifully wicked plan away.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aEVFNGRwQUYxaEJTbmxhbEV0RFNGZGV0Sy9oeFZzVkpOaWJWdlhJQ3dIbkNBeGFyNGI1eDE0bEZrS2lQeGRCWnp5TDBpdzVoOGpFeU1PUE40WWtEemdvenllZGxQeE5DZ0Y3NWRvdTJnY3ZjdWVEK3YzejBsYWluV2RVclg2TGdKdTBsKys1WEU3ZUo4Q2ZJTzVRUE9y/FUNNY+SADISTIC+QUOTES/(44374005623fc24d4da4b3786331790a).jpg)
“I don’t believe in violence, but I have a PhD in imaginative ways to make your life a living hell.”
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“I enjoy watching people squirm, especially when they realize they messed with the wrong person.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRWbmNJamdWWk5kdE1wNTlpMjRWUXd3M1JOMmNjQ05SWVY2djA4V096TC9QS3l0RFZmZ1FpcmVSeGtDV0o4MmI0clpoMWVwdDk1bnpiaTVscUtwa2VYWVF5UVNROHhVNHVBMWNiRUdENmtyWlVHRG5KeWhGL2FzSkxtcklzcFEwUlNzM2h5cllrR21vc3BIK2ZpM0drPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+SADISTIC+QUOTES/(a72c1e8ab14bf567428db7c1824853a1).jpg)
“Life is too short to hold grudges, so I let karma handle it while I sit back and enjoy the show.”
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“I have a dark humor that finds laughter in the misfortune of others. Apologies, but it’s a self-defense mechanism.”
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“They say an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, but watching my enemies stumble in the dark feels oddly satisfying.”
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“Sometimes I feel like a sadistic matchmaker, orchestrating the perfect union between karma and those who deserve it.”