FUNNY SELF LOVE QUOTES

“I don’t need anyone to complete me. I complete myself, just like a donut completes its hole.”

“I love myself so much, I put my name on everything I own – socks, underwear, you name it!”

“Self-love is like dieting, except instead of cheesecake, I’m cutting out negative thoughts.”

“I’m so fabulous, Beyoncé asked me for pointers on how to carry myself with such grace.”

“I love myself and I ain’t afraid to say it. In fact, I plan on getting matching tattoos with myself.”

“Who needs a knight in shining armor when I’m the hero of my own storyline?”

“I’m so in love with myself, I’m considering marrying myself. I hear it’s legal in some states.”

“Self-love is like a bank account – I keep depositing compliments and withdrawals from negative experiences.”

“I’m the whole package – cute, funny, and supremely humble.”

“Loving yourself is the best way to shut down the haters. Trust me, I’m a professional hater-shutter-downer.”

“I’m so deeply in love with myself, it’s like having a permanent honeymoon phase.” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT FEAR FROM BIBLE

“Self-love is my secret weapon for surviving awkward situations and bad hair days.”

“I love myself so much, I’m considering starting a fan club. But hey, it’s an exclusive membership!”

“Self-love is the foundation of all my fabulousness. It’s like my own private superpower.”

“I don’t always love myself, but when I do, I make sure to wear a crown and strut like a boss.”

“I’m so infatuated with myself, it’s borderline narcissism. But hey, at least I’m aware of it!”

“Self-love is my long-term relationship. Others may come and go, but I’m always here for myself.”

“I love myself so much, I throw myself an annual ‘Me Party’ with balloons, confetti, and unlimited compliments.”

“If loving myself is wrong, then I don’t want to be right. And frankly, I’m always right!”

“The most important relationship you’ll ever have is the one with yourself – and luckily, I’m pretty amazing!”