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“I’m not just good at what I do, I’m so good that someone should probably write a song about me.”
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“I may not be the life of the party, but I’m definitely the reason people stay.”
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“I’m like a fine wine – I get better with age. And I’m really good at pairing myself with cheese.”
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“I promise I won’t talk about myself all the time. Just 90% of the time.”
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“I’m not saying I’m the best, but Google did list me as the top result for ‘awesome person.'”
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“I’m just a person, standing in front of a mirror, asking it to tell me how amazing I look.”
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“If self-promotion was a job, I’d be the CEO.”
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“I’m not bragging, I’m just explaining why I’m awesome.”
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“Did you hear about the award for the best self-promoter? Yeah, I won it.”
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“They say ego is a bad thing, but I like to call it self-confidence on steroids.”
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“I don’t always talk about myself, but when I do, I make sure it’s the most interesting conversation you’ll ever have.”
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“I’m so good at promoting myself, I could sell ice to an Eskimo.”
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“Self-promotion is like a fine art, and I’m Picasso with a keyboard.”
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“I don’t need a spotlight, because I shine on my own.” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT SLEEP AND INTELLIGENCE
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“I’m a walking, talking commercial for myself. And I have amazing ratings.”
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“I may not have a cape, but I’m definitely a superhero in the art of self-promotion.”
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“If confidence had a face, it would probably look like mine.”
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“I’m not just a legend in my own mind, I’m a legend in everyone’s mind.”
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“I’m like a human Swiss Army knife – I have a skill for every situation.”
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“I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I did come pretty close in the self-promotion department.”
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“I don’t need a PR team, because I’m my own one-man show.”
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“I don’t need validation from others, because I’m already my own biggest fan.”
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“They say actions speak louder than words, but in my case, my words are pretty darn loud too.”
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“If humility was my middle name, it would be Humblebrag McAwesome.”
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“I know I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, but who wants to be tea when you can be a double shot of espresso?”
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“I don’t always promote myself, but when I do, it’s with a wink and a smile.”