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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
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“I don’t have a short attention span, I just have a quick reaction to boredom.”
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just doing interpretive dances with everyday objects.”
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“I don’t make mistakes, I just have unexpected learning opportunities.”
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“I’m not forgetful, I just remember things differently.”
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“I’m not disorganized, I’m just practicing controlled chaos.”
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“I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just building suspense.”
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“I’m not a morning person, I’m just nocturnally inclined.”
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“I’m not indecisive, I’m just patiently exploring all possibilities.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZlNyQk0ydjk0NUJVUCtKRHgwOUJ5R3l3NjZ0cWt2Z0phQy9PU1BLaDYrMXhDdGh4cnBLL2haNkFJbXZjWTNQZmdZWVlhaC9OaEFZVVFQOHhBZmFyU0FrbnlxeVFPODVEVVFlRDBOdmxDYkt3PT0%3D/FUNNY+SELF+REFLECTION+QUOTES/(e92d2ba4959a2bb034e3244a92012de0).jpg)
“I’m not forgetful, I’m just selective about which memories I keep.”
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“I’m not messy, I’m just creatively challenged in finding the proper place for things.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY1QwaXg3TDhZQTVMNU9XeWxWRWNkdm9sT0U1WDVaZFFHWVd2d0R1aS9QZGZac2lJNVV4bDFOMWh3eDhxZkpHZmRlZVBsKzhFOHMyTThrK2tYeHdIenk%3D/FUNNY+SELF+REFLECTION+QUOTES/(17ad004f78ab7c4d0ceb2651db761d70).jpg)
“I’m not always late, I’m just fashionably delayed.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2Z2FuZGFzeldVTVptTkZ1eFlnZTNaNHRNa3lKQjZLRURXNHF3MHJmOTZwOXIzOHdYOGNaQXlucjBVNVZQZzgxbXc9/FUNNY+SELF+REFLECTION+QUOTES/(67953ebf0c166d91ac9b05d975cf8b2f).jpg)
“I don’t snore, I just dream loudly.”
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“I’m not always sarcastic, sometimes I’m asleep.”
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just practicing parkour without the grace.”
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“I’m not a bad cook, I’m just inventively creating new recipes.” FRIENDSHIP QUOTES IN
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“I’m not scatterbrained, my thoughts are just following an Olympic-level obstacle course.”
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“I’m not lost, I’m just on a spontaneous adventure.”
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“I don’t make mistakes, I just create unexpected outcomes.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZlNyQk0ydjk0NUJVUCtKRHgwOUJ5R3l3NjZ0cWt2Z0phQy9PU1BLaDYrMXpBQXBvU0lyVCtJU2E3SmEwR3BrU0pJTmEvR2N2akFjc21XZWVLNm9wQy9Pa3F5RHduV0YwWjFnOVNOWHIwenhBPT0%3D/FUNNY+SELF+REFLECTION+QUOTES/(f267e56b04722af5e308e69ec2025cae).jpg)
“I’m not forgetful, I’m just selective with my memory data storage.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2alBaM0NrMzFIcnVYMmdsRHhHcTh0VmtuMW5qdm1zc1dzWVRVamZIdGt5WGFhZ3cxZVl0NjhjUUxHV25GTll5YlNQQnVPc2JTV0IvWlhLWVF3bGU0UnNBdHltc1RGaW1RbUU5ckdNUjAraTF3PT0%3D/FUNNY+SELF+REFLECTION+QUOTES/(6c6bdcae518422fa16ce852c38df56ca).jpg)
“I don’t have a wine problem, I have a grape expectations issue.”
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“I’m not afraid of spiders, I just believe in giving them personal space.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZG4zUjZtN0syY2NyVnJXeEZuVVN0dVZiaUVNaUwyRGcrNVdoYUhxL2tEY2ZEVm02dEJ6eEg2R1Z5WENvZlljQWYyRGJTdHlzZjB5cEtCTW0xblIybHM%3D/FUNNY+SELF+REFLECTION+QUOTES/(13b4d934454da833307ea85fc46f850a).jpg)
“I’m not late, I’m just on a timezone of my own.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZW5vTk9XNzlNT3dVQ1EvYzdlV0RVbDBCRlhWZFFlK0t3TnBtM1g3RHRvQ0Z4RldlUS9kQzA2QVcwWXcveUpIaDNwdXl2THJ5aWozcFdXSjR2SXBZQ2NKcDRHTzJ5WWhMa1haUnZpbXpVRVJ0ek01VGxkY3hVdS8wTlRYUzExTk9jPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+SELF+REFLECTION+QUOTES/(a5285cf4e4ba824ca7f4114f474e5e95).jpg)
“I’m not clumsy, I’m just the unofficial poster child for grace-less moments.”
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“I don’t have a problem with authority, I just have a reflex to question everything.”
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“I’m not a hoarder, I’m just an expert in collecting and curating things.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2Z2FuZGFzeldVTVptTkZ1eFlnZTNaNDB6Visram9jSEZMa0l0M2ZZUTQrbm9TSXFIayt2QW9ObVlLWFJGcEhUeEFXS2I5TVZvMFZ3eVJBNU1GcjFkQjBmdkFRVGlGT3JoSEFxN2xUeUFoMUtBPT0%3D/FUNNY+SELF+REFLECTION+QUOTES/(abc5178908ba9e9b14dbe02492a692cc).jpg)
“I don’t snore, I just hum in my sleep for the amusement of others.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just efficient at finding the easiest way to do things.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aStwZjBYdU0yTG9RUjlFdGYxSG1FUUl6TUpWcTZYcXpLTlVOU1UycCs2eVN6YTY5akRqUmhkSkhVakkxZ01vakhiWXpZSkkwSGxqMXNidklkdEF2SzI3eU5wcnZFOHBKR0R1aDZsdFhoa0lRPT0%3D/FUNNY+SELF+REFLECTION+QUOTES/(bda36b3e5cd423d84f0be4eadc45530b).jpg)
“I don’t have a sweet tooth, I just have a dessert champion spirit.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZlNyQk0ydjk0NUJVUCtKRHgwOUJ5R050YXl1WU9XTG8rekxqSmk0Z2F5amp3OCsveUhGaFFEUHFsTHhqUmRoL3pzaXZHV3NhVlAzemdjc0Zhcm9QNlpqWWFNYlMrNnk3TlVUcW5TY1Y5ZnZDb3NCSXhmNlUwT1E0QmNkZkl4OXVCbXpmaGppcXhTL2lXL1Qzbzg4dEVM/FUNNY+SELF+REFLECTION+QUOTES/(83b350379dcf6d00a8910615b81bb4c3).jpg)
“I’m not forgetful, I just have a mental filing system that’s constantly updating itself.”