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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
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“I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me.”
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“I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship.”
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“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”
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“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
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“I always arrive late at the party, but I’m never too early to leave.”
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“I’m not shy, I’m just selectively social.”
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“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”
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“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.”
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“I’m not fat, I’m just easier to see.”
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“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
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“I’m not a morning person, I’m a ‘give me coffee or give me death’ person.” SHORT CHRISTMAS QUOTES FAMILY
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“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.”
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“I’m not a complete failure; I’m partial success.”
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“I’m not old, I’m vintage.”
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“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just testing the gravity.”
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“I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m on power-saving mode.”
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“I’m not addicted to social media, I just don’t have a life.”
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“I’m not a shopaholic, I’m helping the economy.”
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“I’m not ignoring you, I’m just prioritizing my Netflix queue.”