“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

“I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me.”

“I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship.”

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“I always arrive late at the party, but I’m never too early to leave.”

“I’m not shy, I’m just selectively social.”

“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”

“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.”

“I’m not fat, I’m just easier to see.”

“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”

“I’m not a morning person, I’m a ‘give me coffee or give me death’ person.” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT LOVE AND DEATH

“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.”

“I’m not a complete failure; I’m partial success.”

“I’m not old, I’m vintage.”

“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just testing the gravity.”

“I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m on power-saving mode.”

“I’m not addicted to social media, I just don’t have a life.”

“I’m not a shopaholic, I’m helping the economy.”

“I’m not ignoring you, I’m just prioritizing my Netflix queue.”