FUNNY SHARK QUOTES

“I’m a shark, not a sharpened pencil!”

“Why did the shark bring a ladder? It wanted to climb the food chain!”

“I’m fintastic and I know it!”

“Sharks don’t have to worry about haircuts. We’re always in style!”

“I don’t always chase surfers, but when I do, I prefer Dos Bitey.”

“Why did the shark join a band? He had great finstrument skills!”

“I’m not a man-eater, I’m just a selective eater!”

“I have a great sense of humor, but please don’t push me to the ‘jaws’ of laughter!”

“What do you call a shark that delivers presents? Santa jaws!”

“I’m a shark, not a snail. I can’t carry my home on my back!”

“Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming… and watch out for the fish and chips truck!” FUNNY FRIES QUOTES

“I love to tell fish jokes, but they always find them so ‘un-cod-tional’!”

“Why did the shark blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!”

“I’m the most ‘fin-tertaining’ predator in the sea!”

“Don’t fear sharks; fear running out of ice cream!”

“Remember, I have 300 teeth and plenty of bite-sized humor!”

“Just when you thought it was safe to tell a fish pun… here I am!”

“I’m not here to make waves, just to create a ‘tide-ious’ amount of laughter!”

“Why did the shark start a podcast? He had plenty of ‘fin-sights’ to share!”

“You don’t need a bigger boat, just a bigger sense of humor!”