FUNNY SHOPPING BAG QUOTES

“I have enough bags,” said no shopper ever.

“Shopping is my cardio.”

“I’m not a shopaholic, I’m helping the economy.”

“I run on caffeine, chaos, and shopping bags.”

“I can resist everything except temptation… and shopping.”

“Shopping is cheaper than therapy.”

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy new shoes, and that’s kind of the same thing.”

“Of course, size matters. No one wants a small shopping bag.”

“Sorry, I can’t hang out. I have plans with my online shopping cart.”

“Life is short. Buy the shoes.”

“My favorite exercise is shopping, especially with my credit card.”

“Shopping bags are my favorite accessories.”

“I’m a minimalist. I only own three closets full of clothes.”

“I have a shopping problem, the problem being that I can’t stop.”

“I’m sorry for what I said when I was wearing my shopping goggles.” BATMAN AND ROBIN QUOTES AND SAYINGS

“May your shopping bags be full and your wallet never empty.”

“My shopping cart is a mood booster.”

“I have a black belt in shopping.”

“I’m not addicted to shopping, I’m just committed to it.”

“Fashion is what you buy, style is what you do with it.”

“The best things in life are not things, they’re bags full of shopping.”

“I’m shopping for the future Me, because she deserves the best.”

“I’m not a shopaholic, I’m just researching the latest trends.”

“I shop, therefore I am.”

“Shopping is my happy place. My bank account disagrees.”

“When in doubt, buy the whole store.”

“Keep calm and keep shopping.”

“Shopping is the only sport I excel at.”

“Don’t mess with a woman and her shopping cart.”