![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TUlZTV3EyL21rOXRFZ1JWVUErK2dwVXorWDZkN1JyUDMrSXhqYTdEdXVUZDZiZW9XTjVaOEhmM0JaZTVybXJtdzVqZ1orWFFoRXN6VG9rUktnUi9VaGQ%3D/FUNNY+SHORT+BIO+QUOTES/(baa22d0d74846240374ca65a6a978e69).jpg)
“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
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“I put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional.”
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“I’m not always sarcastic, sometimes I’m asleep.”
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“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”
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“I’m not a doctor, but I can definitely give you a dose of laughter.”
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“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just jumping for joy on invisible trampolines.”
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“I should win an award for multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.”
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“I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.”
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“The only thing more dangerous than me with a plan is me with a glue gun.”
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“I may have a short attention span, but I’m really good at focusing on nonsense.” BEAUTIFUL QUOTES FOR DP
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“I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.”
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“I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop making stupid decisions.”
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“I don’t have a funny bone, I have a whole funny skeleton.”
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“I don’t make mistakes, I make spontaneous creative decisions.”
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“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZlhsSUo2ZFdydE1scmVBajMrRjNJQlFieHJ4aGh0UzZTZzM2V2djN2UvQkpQK05ZOEdYT2NkbjBidlJ2VHdJRTFVQlNDVUh6NHZNNFU2UDNHaTltT2FUaEQwa21mdG9sWjdRd2R4K1M3OXo%3D/FUNNY+SHORT+BIO+QUOTES/(413bb1e56f686d220b9f05ec03e916ea).jpg)
“If sarcasm was a sport, I’d be an Olympic gold medalist.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for future endeavors.”
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“I’m not stubborn, my way is just better.”
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“I’m not a psychopath, I’m just really good at hiding the bodies… of my impulse purchases.”
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“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”