“Keep calm and carry on? No, thank you! I’d rather freak out and scream ‘where are my keys?!'”
“Exercise? Oh, I thought you said extra fries!”
“Laughter is the best therapy, especially when it’s the ‘I can’t stop laughing at my own jokes’ kind.”
“I’m not crazy, my reality is just a little distorted.”
“Nothing like a good nap to reset the mental health and forget all your adult responsibilities.”
“Coffee: because adulting is hard enough without a caffeine boost.”
“I’m not lazy, I’m just on ‘mental health mode’.”
“The only voices in my head are the ones telling me I deserve an extra slice of pizza.”
“I’m not crazy, my thoughts just like to take a detour through the scenic route.”
“Learning to love yourself is a long journey, so bring snacks.”
“If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.”
“I’m not antisocial, I’m just aggressively enjoying my alone time.”
“My brain is like a browser with 37 tabs open, all of them frozen.”
“Being an adult is just googling ‘how to adult’ every step of the way.”
“I have a love-hate relationship with the gym. I love to hate it.” SIMPLE SHORT QUOTES ABOUT LIFE
“The road to mental health is paved with good snacks.”
“My mind is like a comedy show; it constantly tries to make me laugh at inappropriate moments.”
“Chocolate is my therapist. It understands me like no one else.”
“I may be a mess, but I’m a beautiful, funny, and lovable mess.”
“I’m not clumsy, just passionate about embracing gravity.”
“Trying to explain my thoughts to someone else is like trying to explain colors to a blind person.”
“My brain has too many browser extensions. Can’t decide which one to close.”
“Coffee and memes: the two essential elements for a balanced mental state.”
“I may not have it all together, but my sock drawer is color coordinated.”
“Don’t worry about me, I’m just a functioning hot mess.”
“I’m not running away from my problems. I’m just running towards the ice cream truck.”
“Exercise puts me in a good mood. But so does pizza. Life’s all about balance.”
“Mental health day? I vote for mental health month!”