FUNNY SHORT SPONGEBOB QUOTES

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“I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready! (But mostly ready for a nap).” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star

“Is mayonnaise an instrument?” – Patrick Star

“I’m ugly and I’m proud!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli!” – Plankton

“F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“I can’t see my forehead!” – Patrick Star

“I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumbo, wumboing, we’ll have thee wumbo, wumboing!” – Patrick Star

“I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells… smelly.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“I’m not a Krusty Krab.” – Patrick Star (SpongeBob: “He’s not a Krusty Krab!”) INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES FOR YOUNG ADULTS

“The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“I don’t get it, if he was a ghost, then why couldn’t we see through him?” – SpongeBob SquarePants (Patrick: “Because he was a… friendly ghost.”)

“I can’t see my legs!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“Oh please, I have no soul.” – Squidward Tentacles

“I’m a Goofy Goober, yeah. You’re a Goofy Goober, yeah. We’re all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy Goober, yeah!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“I can’t run out of bounds, I can’t even make it to the trash can!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“I was a wimp before anchor arms. Now, I’m a jerk and everyone loves me!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“I’m a Goofy Goober, yeah. You’re a Goofy Goober, yeah. We’re all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy Goober, yeah!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumbo, wumboing, we’ll have thee wumbo, wumboing!” – Patrick Star

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