![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZkpFL0dzaGxpVExNVHJTNmZneFFKNmFzaUZOMXFPYkpwYmJ0bUpmWXBvU3JVSE9JN3RuVXdydHVXciswVnFpa2FNSHVONjV2N0NLbGVUeU9VSVJPS1Z4dlptcFVrSDN5eHZWcStyWmh6TlVjaXEwOXZ5TWVFV29nU0l1eEhJblB3PT0%3D/FUNNY+SIMS+QUOTES/(ed1312f9ca65e41029171ffbf9e72051).jpg)
“Why is it that every time I try to fix something, it just breaks more?”
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“I swear, my Sim must be the clumsiest Sim in the entire neighborhood.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUkIxdkVNMW5BRm9jUkVWNGt1N2VqZkZyUFF5cDNCalVGY1FYWHdTeHlLUkxlditkcTRUamE4ejdBRGlZakw0K3gzLzlGb09XSnMxN09HcnREK3FkTDkwZmNzbEwyMEM0bm1aNlJ1SmtXL2ZrcHVsbXdBdmd6QWp0bExPTmxDU1pCL1p0TzJlbzBEeWd4d3ZXVHk1a0JBPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+SIMS+QUOTES/(d053a8541d7f79c16d9b88c6b012afad).jpg)
“No, I don’t want to take out the trash in real life, but in The Sims? Sign me up!”
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“Is it weird that I feel a sense of accomplishment after successfully making my Sim go to work on time?”
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“If only I could earn Simoleons as easily in real life as I do in The Sims.”
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“I don’t understand – my Sim has a job, a nice house, and a great social life, but I’m still stuck playing The Sims.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0xMZHdjbG81bGx4UnJ3MnlsVE9EdklwSHlIc3B1ZUxSa0Zld3AyK1YvMktYczZ2Z1JWYTZ6OFNiaklDTVo5TWttSVplb0R1ZkZRL1lsRGx1QWo0Mk40SHZWMG52SFJWMm5LVHBEc0ZsVnVPUWVoOGcvTXgvWHRxM2xaZzhBSzdOUG9GaXdIRTI3dkdCK3dWREVPcmlLTkJ3OFdrTHpEQk9Cemc0YkdDa0Q4/FUNNY+SIMS+QUOTES/(4a90adaf2d25bb22ce35a427b7143d01).jpg)
“I may not have a real-life celebrity crush, but my Sim has a major crush on that cute Sim next door.”
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“Why is it that my Sim can have their dream job, but I’m stuck working at a job I hate?”
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“I tried cooking a fancy meal in real life and it ended up like one of my Sim’s burnt grilled cheese sandwiches.”
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“My Sim’s love life is more exciting than mine, and that’s saying something.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWjU2bHBkVkdYZ3RwNGhUTitWOEp4VDc3aysxeFFjUWRvVENvdVA3RGM4dkMzcDlSQlo0bktGd2VONHVwUXcwVFZ1d3czSWE3bENmWnBkOWd5eUhibmZ4bTZ5QU9zMGhuVXpwYThRWGtlUWdaQ1UwbkwzRU1CM0dKcmlaYXlHcFVBSEJvLy9jL0l2czNmVmJRanowSmN2VHRKZklISDZicGNJVG5oMmo2bWlo/FUNNY+SIMS+QUOTES/(6fb514e4582f8ec904c4f99b119f1c90).jpg)
“I think my Sim is secretly trying to drive me insane by constantly leaving dirty dishes all over the house.”
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“It’s amazing how quickly my Sim can gain weight, yet in real life, it feels like an impossible task.” FUNNY QUOTES FROM BROTHER TO SISTER
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“Who needs friends when you can have an army of Sims to keep you company?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZkpCYktRNSs5d2RPT0trbi9GY0tBVG43aDdKY2UxTXpXQ25RVnp6VUhESlkrLzlOUkdFdDgrdEp3UU9UVGNoeW1pS01QT3RyV0pSbU9UMm0rSExweWpTWDFoTnpPekk0WHBzT3VNWXR4MWxpZ3EybldoOWdrdDFWeVd6cVMvMFpvUXZYUzNReFErUll3aXRGTnhPYWtZTnk5UVFDL2c4WUw1T0dheW4xSnhDUT09/FUNNY+SIMS+QUOTES/(71c01ff0530b18797ec01b603e12fd3c).jpg)
“I’ll never understand why my Sim insists on going to the bathroom every five minutes. Bladder of steel, I guess.”
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“The Sims taught me the importance of always having a backup plan, in case your Sim accidentally sets the kitchen on fire.”
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“My Sim’s romantic interactions are smoother than anything I could ever pull off in real life.”
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“If only building a house in real life was as easy as building one in The Sims – just a few clicks and you’re done!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZS85MHlYT2FydXltYzJLb0FWZnVZdmNrMFBUV0xpQ3BPZjlUWjB1L29ud0xMZkNFaXFZU3h2dFZLbG1nU00zWW1tc0dWMnphazFkSERWaWRwVW9lMFloU1Rqbk53ek8wMk9UNzc2eDlROG91b055dk9lMkV4dCtPRVZpWkJqWXpBPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+SIMS+QUOTES/(16bc13e8cb0672abb2e2973d6af3a5c2).jpg)
“I’ve realized that my Sim is much better at managing money than I am. Time to take notes.”
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“Life would be so much more interesting if we had a ‘Buy Mode’ and ‘Build Mode’ for real-life situations.”
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“Does anyone else get way too invested in other Sim families’ drama, or is that just me?”
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“My Sim’s party was more of a disaster than a meteor strike – who knew throwing a good party could be so challenging?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWnJxYm9WNXUzb3pxOUkrQjN1MmEzWnJqYktVMEN4bW9MWlJpUUxqcy9SOGUyWDFEUGN1L2ZVbG4yaC9lais5enhNY08xYlFYbXdsUUtWeTNkSDlyZis4c3Z4eDQ3ZlZudjVpOHB5eVVySjRDTzNZM1ViV1hmOEpUYnYvOEpibitkMkorOXJBYjZSVnAxQVhjSU1peFNFcjgzVDBXTE5ISmdZOE9MSEcwM0s0dHFrV1lqSjBKYkFzVnQ4MFo4QXZhdz09/FUNNY+SIMS+QUOTES/(0dd2ba8b136a985975893b872e13cbf5).jpg)
“Life tip: if you’re having a bad day, just imagine that you’re a Sim and use the ‘resetSim’ cheat code.”