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“Social work: Because life isn’t always kittens and rainbows.”
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“You know you’re a social worker when you consider coffee a food group.”
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“Social work: Therapy for the therapist.”
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“I’m a social worker, I can’t fix stupid.”
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“Being a social worker means having the patience of a saint and the mouth of a sailor.”
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“Social work: Where sarcasm meets compassion.”
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“I became a social worker so I could legally tell people to get their sh*t together.”
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“Social work: Making the world a better place, one case at a time.”
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“You know you’re a social worker when your friends come to you for free therapy.”
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“Social work: The art of juggling empathy and boundaries.”
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“If only social work paid in wine, I’d be a billionaire.”
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“Social work: Proof that superheroes don’t always wear capes.”
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“I have a therapist, but my social worker gets me.” ONE WEEK LEFT FOR MARRIAGE QUOTES
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“The only thing harder than being a social worker is pretending to care when someone says, ‘have a nice day.'”
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“Social work is a balancing act between wanting to save the world and wanting to flip a table.”
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“Flexibility is a social worker’s best friend, especially when it comes to dealing with bureaucracy.”
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“Social work: Where miracles happen on a daily basis, and paperwork never ends.”
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“Sometimes I question my sanity, and then I remember I chose social work as a career.”
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“Social work: Changing lives one referral at a time.”
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“I’m a social worker, so technically I’m allowed to give you ‘the look.'”
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“Social work: Because normal jobs just didn’t have enough drama.”
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“Coffee is the fuel that powers social workers, along with dark humor.”
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“Social work: Where your job description includes being a miracle worker.”
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“The best part of being a social worker is when you don’t need Google to diagnose someone with ‘crazy.'”
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“Social work: Helping people navigate the messy maze of life, and pretending like you have it all figured out.”