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“I don’t need a therapist, I just need a pile of dirt and some seeds.”
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“Remember, even the strongest oak tree was once just a nut that held its ground.”
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“I’m so down to earth, I’m practically made of soil.”
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“I may be dirt, but I’m not cheap.”
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“Life is short, so spend it in good soil.”
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“I love plants because they’re all about growth, just like my bank account.”
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“A weed is just a plant that’s misunderstood!”
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“Soil: the secret ingredient to a blooming garden and a happy heart.”
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“I’m not a gardener, I’m a therapist for plants.”
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“Planting seeds is like therapy for the soul.”
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“If there’s no dirt on your hands, you’re not truly living.”
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“I’m planting flowers, because I’m too lazy to paint them.”
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“Life’s a garden, dig it!”
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“I never met a soil I didn’t like.” QUOTES WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS
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“Gardening: the art of growing plants and your patience at the same time.”
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“Life’s too short to wear boring garden gloves.”
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“The dirtier your hands, the greener your thumb.”
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“Soil: the only place where dirty is a good thing.”
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“If plants had voices, they’d probably tell me to stop singing to them.”
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“I may have a green thumb, but my fingers are definitely not green.”
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“I’m constantly amazed at how a tiny seed can turn into something so beautiful. It’s like magic, but with dirt.”
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“Gardening is my therapy. Weeding out negative thoughts one plant at a time.”
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“I’m growing a garden because I heard it’s a great way to cultivate patience… and vegetables.”
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“My garden is my happy place. It’s where I turn dirt into dreams.”
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“The secret to a successful garden: lots of love, a little bit of water, and a whole lot of talking to your plants.”
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“If flowers could talk, I’m pretty sure they’d be saying ‘thank you for not killing me’.”