FUNNY SOUND OF MUSIC QUOTES

“Climb every mountain, ford every stream, follow every rainbow, until you find the perfect pair of shoes.”

“Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti…I’m pretty sure there’s a pizza delivery in there somewhere.”

“I must have done something good, because my Netflix password still works.”

“The hills are alive with the sound of PJs and binge-watching.”

“I am 16 going on 17…months without a decent haircut.”

“How do you solve a problem like a delayed delivery? Amazon Prime, of course!”

“Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens… remind me of my crazy aunt Ethel.”

“Edelweiss, Edelweiss, bless my WiFi, so I won’t miss tonight’s premiere.”

“My favorite things? Online shopping and eating cake… not necessarily in that order!”

“Confidence is singing out loud and not caring who’s listening…until someone starts recording, of course.”

“You are 16 going on 60, the way you complain about technology!”

“Rogues and scoundrels are nothing compared to a slow internet connection.”

“I have confidence in sunshine, I have confidence in rain… but I have no confidence in my ability to parallel park.”

“Bless the text messages that never bring bad news.” QUOTES ABOUT BEING LEFT OUT BY YOUR FRIENDS

“Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens…is this how we start a pet store?”

“The hills are alive and the weather forecast is not… hello, sunny vacation!”

“How do you solve a problem like a spicy curry? Milk, milk, milk, then blame the recipe.”

“I am 16 going on 17…years working for the same company, still waiting for that promotion.”

“Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens…how do you keep all these pets in a small downtown apartment?”

“Climb every mountain…unless there’s a shortcut on Google Maps.”

“I must have done something good…like finishing a whole pizza by myself.”

“The hills are alive with the sound of my horrible singing voice…time to audition for America’s Got Talent!”

“Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti…until someone switches on a hairdryer and ruins my masterpiece.”

“I have confidence in confidence itself, especially when my boss isn’t around.”

“Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens…is this the secret to a happy marriage?”

“Edelweiss, Edelweiss, bless the cocktail hour, so I can forget about my to-do list.”