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“Daylight Saving Time: Because who doesn’t love the feeling of losing an hour of sleep?”
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“I don’t have spring in my step, I have Daylight Saving Time in my step.”
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“Springing forward: A great excuse for showing up late to everything.”
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“You know it’s spring when you set your clock forward and your cat is still staring at you, waiting for breakfast.”
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“Spring forward, fall backward. How about we just all agree to lay down and take a nap instead?”
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“Daylight Saving Time: The annual reminder that you have way too many clocks in your house.”
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“I love spring, but I love my snooze button more.”
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“Springing forward is like giving time a friendly little shove. You’re welcome, time!”
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“Daylight Saving Time: The time of year when even the sun can’t figure out what time it is.”
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“With Daylight Saving Time, even the clock wants to put off waking up.”
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“Spring forward? More like spring sidewards, as I stumble through the day half-awake.”
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“Daylight Saving Time: Because life wasn’t already short enough.”
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“Spring forward: The one time of year when I appreciate the snooze button more than ever.” 3RD WEDDING ANNIVERSARY WISHES QUOTES
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“If I had a dollar for every time I forgot to set my clock forward, I’d be a billionaire.”
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“Daylight Saving Time: The spring equivalent of a Monday morning.”
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“Springing forward is like resetting the “Keep Calm and Carry On” clock in my brain.”
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“Spring forward: The best time of year to run late and blame it on time confusion.”
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“Daylight Saving Time: The ultimate test of our ability to adapt to anything.”
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“Springing forward is just a fancy way of saying “let’s make everyone late for church on Sunday.””
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“Daylight Saving Time: The one time of year when time gets to mess with us instead of the other way around.”
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“Springing forward means my dreams of becoming a morning person get pushed back even further.”
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“Daylight Saving Time: Ruining sleep schedules since forever.”
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“Spring forward: The official season for accidentally arriving at the wrong place at the wrong time.”
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“With Daylight Saving Time, it’s like the clock is gaslighting me into thinking I’m losing my mind.”
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“Springing forward? More like springing sideways and stumbling over my own feet.”