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“Do or do not, there is no try.” – Yoda
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“In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.” – Obi-Wan Kenobi
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“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” – Darth Vader
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“Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.” – Princess Leia
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“The Force is strong with this one.” – Darth Vader
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“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” – Multiple characters
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“Never tell me the odds.” – Han Solo
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“It’s a trap!” – Admiral Ackbar
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“That’s not how the Force works!” – Han Solo
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“Chewie, we’re home.” – Han Solo
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“I love you.” – Leia / “I know.” – Han Solo
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“R2-D2, where are you?” – C-3PO / “Beep boop beep!” – R2-D2
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“Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!” – Wash (in reference to Star Wars in the TV show Firefly)
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“Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. I still remember the last time I saw you. You were just a youngling.” – Obi-Wan Kenobi / “I think I’ve choked on a microdroid.” – Anakin Skywalker
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“Judge me by my size, do you?” – Yoda
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“Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” – Leia FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT ANGER AND FRUSTRATION
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“Do you want to buy some death sticks?” – Elan Sleazebaggano
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“I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss!” – Han Solo
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“Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?” – Leia
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“You were the chosen one!” – Obi-Wan Kenobi
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“That’s what she said.” – Han Solo
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“I sense a disturbance in the force. A disturbance of awesomeness!” – Han Solo
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“The garbage will do!” – Rey
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“When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not. Hmm?” – Yoda
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“I’m one with the Force. The Force is with me.” – Chirrut Îmwe
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“This is not going to go the way you think.” – Luke Skywalker
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“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.” – Qui-Gon Jinn
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“Who’s gonna fly it, kid? You?” – Han Solo / “You bet I could. I’m not such a bad pilot myself!” – Luke Skywalker
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“In my book, experience outranks everything.” – Poe Dameron
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“Great kid, don’t get cocky.” – Han Solo