FUNNY STAR WARS QUOTE

“Do or do not, there is no try.” – Yoda

“In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.” – Obi-Wan Kenobi

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” – Darth Vader

“Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.” – Princess Leia

“The Force is strong with this one.” – Darth Vader

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” – Multiple characters

“Never tell me the odds.” – Han Solo

“It’s a trap!” – Admiral Ackbar

“That’s not how the Force works!” – Han Solo

“Chewie, we’re home.” – Han Solo

“I love you.” – Leia / “I know.” – Han Solo

“R2-D2, where are you?” – C-3PO / “Beep boop beep!” – R2-D2

“Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!” – Wash (in reference to Star Wars in the TV show Firefly)

“Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. I still remember the last time I saw you. You were just a youngling.” – Obi-Wan Kenobi / “I think I’ve choked on a microdroid.” – Anakin Skywalker

“Judge me by my size, do you?” – Yoda

“Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” – Leia FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT ANGER AND FRUSTRATION

“Do you want to buy some death sticks?” – Elan Sleazebaggano

“I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss!” – Han Solo

“Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?” – Leia

“You were the chosen one!” – Obi-Wan Kenobi

“That’s what she said.” – Han Solo

“I sense a disturbance in the force. A disturbance of awesomeness!” – Han Solo

“The garbage will do!” – Rey

“When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not. Hmm?” – Yoda

“I’m one with the Force. The Force is with me.” – Chirrut Îmwe

“This is not going to go the way you think.” – Luke Skywalker

“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.” – Qui-Gon Jinn

“Who’s gonna fly it, kid? You?” – Han Solo / “You bet I could. I’m not such a bad pilot myself!” – Luke Skywalker

“In my book, experience outranks everything.” – Poe Dameron

“Great kid, don’t get cocky.” – Han Solo