![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVC9wNXhEY1N4TDROcXptRDZDWHlxR3FrSUVNT0MySzB2R0NMYWVqWFpnS085RTZkQjE4ZGk1MnBKcE5LZzA5U2sxNXg3WjlBdHZlNWF4MzJXWWNVTTVnMFlaTzdCREVMdG1TajdBUHlsVTJjeTRTRU5sNlgwS25oaTN2d3VBTlBrY2oya0taOW40QmNRdEdUYi8yc1N3PQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+STEP+FATHER+QUOTES/(b5676b89561339ac59fa967700e9bc5b).jpg)
“I may not be your biological father, but I am the expert at embarrassing you in public.”
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“I didn’t choose the stepdad life, the stepdad life chose me.”
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“Stepdad: the only one who can fix things around the house and your broken heart.”
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“I may not be the coolest stepdad, but I can definitely rock Dad jokes like a pro.”
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“Stepdads have superpowers, we can detect mischief from miles away.”
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“Being a stepdad means going from zero to superhero in one move.”
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“Stepdads are like superheroes, we bring love, laughter, and dad jokes to the family.”
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“Science may say we’re not related by blood, but my love for you is 100% DNA.”
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“Stepdad: the only person who knows the secret ingredient to your mom’s famous lasagna.”
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“Being a stepdad means always having someone to blame for the missing snacks in the pantry.”
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“Stepdad: the master of pretending to be interested in Minecraft for the 100th time.”
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“I may not be your biological father, but I’m still the world champion at embarrassing you in front of your friends.”
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“Being a stepdad means stepping up when it matters most, like during a spider invasion.” SAM WALTON QUOTES ABOUT ASSOCIATES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZXhOeWlGS1NNeUZaUmNGc1VWUC92OGJydHhOcDBuYlliQ1NyOHp4dGgwd1ozU3FtZnNvSS9jV0JrUGFuaERjRm5ZM1ZmVERZR1dmRXdKUzVseERMV1M4WFZ1VnZXVCtJemQ4RHpEc25JTDl6eWk3QjUrQ0FWeDUxY3VDRXNJTHFPb1hZQmpaWjlGV01HU291NVZJanlZPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+STEP+FATHER+QUOTES/(3e1310f63e3c390d76059cd6727c8a09).jpg)
“Stepdad: the only one who can offer guidance, dad jokes, and an endless supply of power tools.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0xMZHdjbG81bGx4UnJ3MnlsVE9EdHhxemw5czFPMk1qaS95V3lOTGlReDBIUlVwVkE5L2ltdGpKUkpzeXJyYXE3SWdDdCs4ZGZCaFJodXF2K2Jzd1V4NEk3Tmh6dFFTbHVya3BGWmJyUkpxcHQ5Rm5lOGdtZjAvRUNSRFRaSzRXUUVlR083eTdpbVhTaVlTWFZjSTE0PQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+STEP+FATHER+QUOTES/(6ca90ef4f04caf113f55d547f6de8816).jpg)
“I may not have been there from the beginning, but I’ll be there until the very end.”
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“Being a stepdad is like being a unicorn – rare, magical, and full of surprises.”
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“Stepdad: the unsung hero who has mastered the art of fixing broken toys.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZngwdFhyWnZCai9KQlNMcjZDL1FFOXFUTjYyZnhNbmg4VjBqWVh1ckh4RG1jM1BTUUNsbHBuaUVwRnhScXFLNXpSUnFPK3NlVEN5VXVoYjBWRHdDL21BcFExM1d1ckV3S1RRcHBUM0ExM2lCU0xKUFpjRXFpR2NzUkFuc0VaTHRNTXovaStLK1YyeVUvZjdDWGZ2ekhHcEhQSUZRa0xNVGJSZG9qVnMweDlO/FUNNY+STEP+FATHER+QUOTES/(cfb62978b3fb303f925864a8940d7ef8).jpg)
“Family isn’t defined by blood, but by love, laughter, and a shared appreciation for sarcasm.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZXhOeWlGS1NNeUZaUmNGc1VWUC92OTMzZ0Z6eW1jSFVBcHIrMlhKZmNFQU5nZmlqVEJ5K1Y4SHRVekdHR2k5aS8zZnJDU0h6b1lubkJtcWNpOUZhQTRZVmpTZGhIbjNlbXFXektVMWh6ajVvVHVXRWZ0bzM2bit4ZkRHc0xKWWpsUDF3YWJzRVFUVnN6cXFVRXBQeHZzPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+STEP+FATHER+QUOTES/(a1ce49d08838376246a76a7b59bcca49).jpg)
“Stepdad: the ultimate multitasker, juggling parenting, car repairs, and corny jokes with ease.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0xMZHdjbG81bGx4UnJ3MnlsVE9Ecy9oNEM5aWRNeE5TcERpS2JDcUQwVHVhaVJudUlLZVlWNS9qWWhKRFVZemxvcW5qdHJ5NXhtNmRXajg2bDBiTDFXNWphTDRzWW5nNDJnc0E3ck5QVkpTZlFNeit5REU5LzJYanN1bEVUSXJoeVNIVWFDdWNNZ1V3VDRnSEZhM25VPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+STEP+FATHER+QUOTES/(b17c75b3a1640797d4fa0dcbebf4adc8).jpg)
“I may not be your biological father, but that doesn’t make my love for you any less real.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZXhOeWlGS1NNeUZaUmNGc1VWUC92OGFPaU8ydTNqOWdYcU9EVGFJa09OWElTbExaRTJDWmxJTnhxR01XUTNnbDhsbDBCcHpMelBqRFdmS1lWRjVDS2JhTzFrbHpaTzUreWdOR0NjL2NtM2JCWHR4bFBXUHphRzA1bEhlNjNxdW9nPT0%3D/FUNNY+STEP+FATHER+QUOTES/(0e46ff5f69debb991d10a7422cda8911).jpg)
“Stepdad: the only person who can turn any household chore into a fun adventure.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZkZvSldTWFlhR3l4a0VJTlhPaFl4Z3FlckNVaVlFYm4yZDJhQ2gxeldkU2pmaUM3bTNGZGVNYUVjSTJETDBCWWs4SDNNcVZRdm5hdWNzaHVJOWxrNHZRT3NTSkhISHBIRFIzTTR3RTNncmJkZmJvSVdvNUgwQzVwL2pCekNjUTM2YXNBQjVHd3RrbmZxcUNHWDhOUlFBPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+STEP+FATHER+QUOTES/(5efaea3bd3f31c21a8198cada1586511).jpg)
“Being a stepdad means never running out of bad puns, dad jokes, and love for you.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZXhOeWlGS1NNeUZaUmNGc1VWUC92K0FkQThEYkhyQ3FzbEExZk9vcmFlWlYrTERjWjVkbjZuRTBkU0xvSG5xNG43NzFRb0diV3hUanQvRnBXdkJoZTVuZk92MHluaXhnWVlHUUVadDE1OTFNZkRMK3pJNWludnZ2c3JVTm96LzNjV29zZFIxMFZTT2s0bU9sZkduUmZNPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+STEP+FATHER+QUOTES/(df37dcb9aa5637d18ec709dde3bdc8e0).jpg)
“Stepdad: the unofficial keeper of the remote control and the official provider of hugs.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0xMZHdjbG81bGx4UnJ3MnlsVE9Ec1VFOU9ianBzZStuR2VvMGtLRUsrazhvd1gyRGZMRlcwb1c1ck5HeGJORGc3eXNFMnJQUkFsaklwSXd4cDJmUWMyRW9KdnZiRDE2aWpma0tDUjdveUt4dk42VXhnZW1uUEJWV3BiQVVlY2JRPT0%3D/FUNNY+STEP+FATHER+QUOTES/(79897186b0b9d0d3c81c9732b7309eca).jpg)
“I may not have given you life, but I will always give you my love and support.”
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“Stepdad: the coolest addition to the family since sliced bread.”