FUNNY STORMTROOPER STORMTROOPER QUOTES

“I can’t promise accurate aim, but I’ll definitely try to hit something this time.”

“Do you think Jabba the Hutt sells Stormtrooper rejection letters as souvenirs?”

“I’m not a bad shot, I just have a knack for hitting everything but my target.”

“Being a Stormtrooper is great, except for the constant threat of getting force choked by Darth Vader.”

“I trained at the Imperial Academy to be a precision shooter, but somehow I ended up being a stormtrooper instead.”

“I wish my armor had GPS, I constantly get lost in my own ship.”

“They told me becoming a Stormtrooper was a great career path, they didn’t mention all the stubbed toes and banged heads.”

“Why can’t we wear glasses with our helmets? I swear, half of my misses are due to blurry vision.”

“Stormtroopers are like ninja turtles, just with worse aim and cooler armor.”

“My blaster may be set to stun, but my dance moves are set to stun your eyes.”

“I’m so bad at aiming, even Ewoks make fun of me.”

“Remember, Stormtroopers are not allowed to have bad aim, it’s a requirement.”

“I tried to shoot the Death Star, accidentally hit a random asteroid instead.”

“Being a stormtrooper, my favorite pastime is repeatedly missing the target at the shooting range.”

“Having bad aim is the only thing that makes me different from other Stormtroopers.” THANKS FOR BEING A FRIEND QUOTES

“I might not be a Jedi, but my ability to miss targets is out of this galaxy.”

“They say the force isn’t strong with me, but hey, at least I’m consistent with my misses.”

“How do you know there’s a stormtrooper at your party? Just wait for all the broken glass.”

“Wanna know how to dodge a stormtrooper’s blaster? Stand still for a couple of minutes.”

“Stormtroopers, the only soldiers who can’t hit a barn from the inside.”

“Sometimes I feel like I’m the stormtrooper version of a paperclip – useless unless you need to shoot your eye out.”

“I asked a fellow stormtrooper if he had better aim. He replied, ‘Who? Me? Nah, I’m just here for the shiny armor.'”

“I signed up to be a stormtrooper because I wanted to shoot my way to the top. Little did I know, I’d be missing all the promotions as well.”

“When I was a kid, I always dreamed of being a stormtrooper. Now, I’m dreaming of hitting something.”

“My shooting skills are so legendary, they should make a documentary about it called ‘The Missfire Strikes Back.'”

“My blaster’s recoil always surprises me – sparks fly, my aim drifts, and my confidence dwindles.”

“I thought stormtrooper training included a course in hitting your target, turns out it was a course in missing your target.”

“Being a stormtrooper is the perfect job for someone with selective precision.”

“I fell into a stormtrooper uniform at the costume shop, is it too late to return it and get my aim back?”