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“I’m not a tree-hugger, I’m a tree-high-fiver!” – Unknown
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“If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, is it still climate change?” – Unknown
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“I’m so eco-friendly, I poop rainbows and recycle unicorns.” – Unknown
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“I’m not just environmentally conscious, I’m eco-fabulous!” – Unknown
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“Being green is not just a trend, it’s a lifestyle (and a super cool one too!).” – Unknown
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“My recycling bin is basically a time machine for my empty wine bottles.” – Unknown
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“I plant trees because I know one day money will grow on them.” – Unknown
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“If everyone composted their ex’s, we’d have fewer landfill problems and more fertilized gardens.” – Unknown
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“I always take short showers to save water, and by short, I mean one song long.” – Unknown
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“I’m so green, my grass is jealous.” – Unknown
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“I thought I was a good environmentalist until I realized I was using napkins made from sacrificed trees.” – Unknown
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“I recycle because I want to be an old lady with a full set of teeth.” – Unknown
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“Don’t be trashy, recycle and be sassy!” – Unknown
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“My carbon footprint is so small, it’s like my shoes are made of feathers.” – Unknown TO BE A MOTHER OF A SON QUOTES
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“I’m not just sustainable, I’m sass-tainable!” – Unknown
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“The best kind of carbon to offset is a carb-on my plate.” – Unknown
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“Who needs a gym membership when you can just turn off the lights and walk up the stairs?” – Unknown
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“I fancy myself an eco-warrior, armed with a reusable shopping bag and the power of snarky comments.” – Unknown
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“Save water, shower together… unless it’s with your cousin, that’s just weird.” – Unknown
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“I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but I do conserve energy by spending most of my time in bed.” – Unknown
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“If you’re not reusing your plastic grocery bags as trash can liners, are you even living sustainably?” – Unknown
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“Reusing glass jars makes me feel like an artsy urban farmer with a penchant for pickles.” – Unknown
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“Recycling: a legal way to stalk what your neighbors throw away.” – Unknown
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“I’m so green, I fart chlorophyll.” – Unknown
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“I’m just here for the snacks and the planet-saving glory.” – Unknown
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“If my house catches fire, at least I know it’s made of recyclable materials.” – Unknown