FUNNY TART QUOTES

“Tart: a small pastry that makes a big impression on your taste buds and your waistline.”

“I’m not fat, I’m just in a committed relationship with tarts.”

“Life is short, eat tarts and laugh loudly.”

“Tarts, because you can’t solve all your problems with just one dessert.”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemon tarts and share them with your friends.”

“I’m on a strict tart diet – I see tarts, I eat them.”

“I don’t need therapy, I just need a tart and a good laugh.”

“Some people call it a tart addiction, I call it delicious commitment.”

“The best part of waking up is tarts in your cup.”

“I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry for tarts.”

“Nothing brings people together like the shared love for tarts and a great sense of humor.”

“Tarts: because life is too short for mediocre desserts.”

“My relationship status: in love with tarts, waiting for true love to find me.” STANDING ALONE WITH GOD QUOTES

“Gym? I thought you said tart… I’m sorry, there must have been a miscommunication.”

“Behind every great tart is a stack of dirty dishes.”

“I’ll stop eating tarts when the tarts stop being delicious. In other words, never.”

“When in doubt, eat a tart and let the laughter heal your soul.”

“Tart therapy: the sweet solution to all your problems.”

“Call me a tart connoisseur, because I take my dessert tasting very seriously.”

“Tart: a slice of heaven that fits in the palm of your hand.”

“If stressed is desserts spelled backward, then tarts must be the antidote to all troubles.”

“Tarts: because sometimes you just need a little sweet in your life.”

“If a tart doesn’t make you smile, you’re eating it wrong.”

“I don’t count calories, I count tarts. Life’s too short for math.”

“Tarts: the perfect blend of butter, sugar, and laughter.”