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“I’m not a teacher, I just have a large collection of classroom supplies.”
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“I always give 100% in my job as a teacher. 10% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, and so on…”
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“Teaching is the only job where you can say you’re going to the bathroom and have 20 kids follow you.”
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“Teaching is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.”
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“I used to have a job at a bakery, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”
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“Teaching is 50% lesson planning and 50% trying not to laugh at kids’ jokes.”
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“Teaching is a tough job, but someone’s got to put up with all those adorable little rascals.”
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“I teach because I love seeing the lightbulb moment. Plus, I need some excitement in my life.”
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“I may be a teacher, but I’m also a master at making puns. You could say I’m a pun-dit.”
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“Teaching is all about finding creative ways to say ‘sit down and be quiet.'”
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“Being a teacher is like being a superhero, but with less pay and a whole lot more paperwork.”
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“Who needs coffee when you have a class full of energized kids?”
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“I’m not a regular teacher, I’m a cool teacher. Or at least that’s what I tell myself.”
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“Teaching kindergarten is like herding cats, but with glitter and glue.” BITTER TAGALOG QUOTES ABOUT LOVE
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“I teach because I haven’t won the lottery yet.”
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“Teaching is my cardio. All those trips to the copier really get my heart pumping.”
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“I’m like a stealth ninja teacher. I can spot a student texting from a mile away.”
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“Teaching is like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire.”
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“I’m a teacher, not a magician. But sometimes it feels like magic when all my students turn in their homework on time.”
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“Teaching is all fun and games until someone asks a ‘but why?’ question.”
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“Being a teacher means having the patience of a saint and the sarcasm of a stand-up comedian.”
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“Teaching is like trying to juggle 20 flaming torches while riding a unicycle. It’s all about finding balance.”
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“I became a teacher because I love shaping minds and correcting grammar. There, their, they’re – it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions.”
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“Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.”
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“Teaching is the only profession where you simultaneously want your students to succeed and not ask any questions.”
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“I became a teacher because I believe in the power of education…and summers off.”
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“Teaching is a workout – lifting textbooks, running late to meetings, and jumping to conclusions.”