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“I don’t text and drive, I text and crash.”
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“The only thing I’m passing these days is my driver’s test… on the third try.”
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“My driving instructor told me I would pass with flying colors. He didn’t mention those colors would be red, yellow, and green.”
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“Why drive cautiously when you can drive cruz-ily?”
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“I have a lead foot, but a heavy wallet for all those speeding tickets.”
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“I’m not a bad driver, I just have sudden bursts of high-speed enthusiasm.”
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“I’m not speeding; I’m just driving faster than everyone else.”
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“Why follow the rules of the road when you can make up your own?”
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“I may not be the best driver, but I’m definitely a contender for the most creative parking jobs.”
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“I parallel parked perfectly… between two cars on the opposite side of the street.”
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“I learned how to drive from Mario Kart. So far, it’s been a smashing success.”
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“My car gets great gas mileage – when it’s up on blocks in the driveway.” AZTEC QUOTES ABOUT LIFE
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“If driving were an Olympic sport, I’d definitely win the gold medal in parallel parking.”
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“I may be old enough to drive, but I’m still young enough to find squealing tires and red lights exciting.”
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“I asked my GPS for directions, and it replied, ‘I’m sorry, I can’t help you with your terrible sense of direction.'”
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“Driving with your parents is the ultimate test of your acting skills.”
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“Who needs rearview mirrors when you have blind optimism?”
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“The only way to truly appreciate speed limits is to ignore them completely.”
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“If I had a dollar for every time I had to refuel, I could probably afford a driver.”
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“My car may be old, but it has character… and a tendency to break down at the most inconvenient times.”
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“Hitting 100 followers on social media feels great, but hitting 100 mph in a car feels even better.”
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“I’m not a reckless driver; I just have a unique interpretation of the rules of the road.”