“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott
“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it before the end.” – Andy Bernard
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott
“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor
“I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not a bad boss. I’m a boss who sometimes is not unnecessarily nice.” – Michael Scott
“I don’t care what Jim says. That is not the real Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure.” – Dwight Schrute
“Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are too flashy, so I’m forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.” – Angela Martin
“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
“It is your birthday. Period.” – Dwight Schrute QUOTES SAYING GOODBYE DEATH
“I didn’t think it was appropriate to invite children since it’s… you know, there’s gambling and alcohol… it’s in our dangerous warehouse.” – Michael Scott
“I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.” – Kevin Malone
“Dwight, you ignorant slut!” – Michael Scott
“I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all, and it’s terrible.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not a hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.” – Pam Beesly
“Just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave.” – Creed Bratton
“It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don’t expect everyone to understand.” – Jim Halpert
“I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.” – Pam Beesly
“Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.” – Michael Scott