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“I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.”
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“I’m not overweight, I’m under height.”
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“I love food so much, I decided to make it a permanent part of my life.”
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“I don’t have a six-pack, but I do have a keg.”
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“I don’t sweat, I sparkle!”
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“I may be fat, but you’re ugly, and I can always go on a diet.”
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“I don’t need a beach body, I just need a body that can take me to the beach.”
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“I have a shape, it’s called ‘circle’.”
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“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.”
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“I think my body is in a long-term relationship with pizza.”
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“I tried to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.”
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“I have mixed drinks about feelings…and food.”
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“Eating a balanced diet means having a slice of cake in each hand.”
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“My body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park.”
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“I enjoy long romantic walks… to the fridge.” HOW IS A RAVEN LIKE A WRITING DESK QUOTE
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“I don’t always eat salad, but when I do, it’s usually a pizza.”
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“I’m not fat, I’m just horizontally challenged.”
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“I don’t need a personal trainer, I need someone to follow me around and slap the unhealthy foods out of my hand.”
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“I don’t go to the gym, I go to the refrigerator.”
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“I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.”
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“I’m not fat, I’m energy efficient.”
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“I don’t have a thigh gap, I have a snack pocket.”
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“When life gives you lemons, ask for something fried instead.”
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“I have a love-hate relationship with my body. I love food, and my body hates me for it.”
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“I’m not fat, I’m Fluffily Toned.”
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“Eating healthy is hard, especially when unhealthy food tastes so good.”
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“I have a speed bump installed in my kitchen to slow me down between the fridge and the pantry.”
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“I may be thick, but I’m also quick… to order dessert!”