![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TU0RDdHBzRTNaY1IrekVFaGxKVWNlbUJYZWttOHhQbXloamFaZFhkeDNtSUlzaG9WSGNLZFMxZjM1cDRPKzhYYnhTdUR1UHUxeUNFYnI0bHBFMzMxbXJLOTRxVHRSdHl3bldMbnhKRWtWU3R3PT0%3D/FUNNY+THREATENING+QUOTES/(afa20efda5122f20fc028c978ff91511).jpg)
“I’m sorry, did I accidentally summon my alter ego, the Hulk, just now?”
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“Be careful, I have a black belt in sarcasm and I’m not afraid to use it.”
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“Mess with me and you’ll be the subject of my next strongly-worded email.”
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“I’m so determined to prank you that I bought an extra roll of toilet paper just for your house.”
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“Touch my food and I’ll give you a demonstration on how to use a fork as a weapon.”
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“Cross me and I’ll curse you with an endless supply of bad luck and tangled headphones.”
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“If you think my patience is paper-thin, wait till you see my tolerance for annoying people.”
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“Remember, I’m not just witty with words, I’m also skilled in the art of silent stares.”
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“I’ve got a five-year plan, and revenge is right at the top.”
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“I may forgive, but that doesn’t mean I won’t whip out my ‘I Told You So’ dance.”
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“Don’t underestimate me – I may look harmless, but I have a collection of embarrassing photos ready for blackmail purposes.”
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“You might wanna reconsider crossing me, unless you want me to sprinkle your shoes with glitter that never comes off.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZGNLNGRtdUlSWTFHblB6QmVmaXBVMytLa0VTeGhvR1hObE9pNnhRczVFb05TbXZCWkpMNnVTZlZIb2dKS2dwL2txSEpwcDV3U0tUOTBxZFVsWkZCUWRnSTNTU2pUR1lKR1lOa0t0NXpCNmJBPT0%3D/FUNNY+THREATENING+QUOTES/(91a0ba1504c9f1264f68cd8e6b474d9f).jpg)
“I’m 99% angel, but that 1% would gladly put your name on the naughty list.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZkVXYjk3TDZqamN0c3RqOTN0NVpQUkd6YW13WWtHZmtKa09jcUNPcDQzMmdFSEJjdXlPM0lVMTJZaG9rTWRkMTQ3YUEyTnVxUVduQjYxUHNWUmZiM1R2ekxmQ3VjeVhSaHpUYzlyb2xSUldTV00xbkwwVEdSRzlyQXE3a1NUalliTnl1MUozRlBNTkRMN3lGWUNNd3dB/FUNNY+THREATENING+QUOTES/(f84c7c9e91b60b1e79ac6fb0124eef92).jpg)
“I’m like a cat, I always land on my feet – and by ‘land,’ I mean find ways to get even.”
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“Life made me sweet, but you’re pushing the ‘break in case of emergency’ button.” TREASURE FRIENDSHIP QUOTES
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“Just a friendly warning: I have the power to turn any situation into an awkward one. Proceed with caution.”
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“Apologies in advance if I accidentally ‘unintentionally’ give you a minor electric shock with my doorknob.”
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“I’m not saying I’m Batman, but nobody has ever seen Batman and me in the same room before…”
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“Keep poking the bear, and you’ll eventually get a sarcastic reply and a bear hug, simultaneously.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVVY0VnE3aWVpeHg1TmJZRXRORzhaQmQzL2d0SHJ0a3ZwQXNTM1VwT1lLaTYxR2tyZmtWd3VXRXhIZE01azRyU2pRaUFRaGdIeXZoTGhkcktPV2Jaa25YWHFRWFpmL3h1aElEbFBkYnJrM3d1bUNFeVJ6SitlRTBhcjNxY2ZRb2c3enNEQ1Z0US9QUnhjNHkzS0IrZVM1bHVxNUdBbHE0S0xzRnpZVWNWbklB/FUNNY+THREATENING+QUOTES/(76ba62e1b8ffd0c92bcb3e16f0201458).jpg)
“Just a heads up, my superhero alter ego is ‘Captain Sarcasm.’ You’ve been warned.”
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“You might wanna sleep with one eye open. Just saying.”
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“I’m the kind of person who could trip over a cordless phone, so imagine what I could do to someone who actually deserves it.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRYzEvaTMydHFVeUhqaUdCd2NJTDZOOGhDRUVQd2RwbzU4emNVODhzVmdoaUFPMnM5cTR4bEV1M0tjeDltM2NpbWtRaHBvYlVQdVJUUVlTRUR3WlpoMCtBY1JGR2ZpbDE4akt0TkNzM044N3lmZ0NPbmh6SnQvZEk5bmxZYk02dGtKUmN5d0pabVlVZUVtS01NaXROU01L/FUNNY+THREATENING+QUOTES/(665140acf72043b63d5d700c57264cb5).jpg)
“I’m like a volcano of sass – give me a reason, and I’ll erupt with sarcasm and lava.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWVZ1dm1jeGVXVHVYejZ4RnIrTjFUMm1jQUVvemZURFh1dkhKSStxVkZUaGU3YjQwMEljRXdaSExyTWw0RW0yb1FORmJkOVZ5QU5jd3BXNitITmliZmxtQUxoYm1ORVF1Z0c3WHJhZFlxbExhNzFHV1RDUVVJc09GMndMcU1tOS9yMTFzdXd1SEdqVzdLaENmNU5tUHp3VS9MUFFYYUM1NlQ3YndmS0w3dWNn/FUNNY+THREATENING+QUOTES/(c66c3a0f7ff5e2539a26279daaff84f4).jpg)
“Keep testing my patience and I’ll invent a language where all the words mean ‘your face’.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY1ErNldUQm00dE94Q25FcytNc2UvSHVyeVZsSkpnSFNtbktiZlkzemJTM1VHTmtmOG1EVlAvck9Tb3REV2V2dzg3VUlHbUNzU1Bwb2ZjME5zdlZjWms9/FUNNY+THREATENING+QUOTES/(ba126d439d5335096a045ed8331042c2).jpg)
“Don’t test me; I have a PhD in comebacks.”
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“I’m not saying I’m always right, but I am too stubborn to ever consider the possibility of being wrong.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUUtIVVJ4Q1NsVHVBazMySjNmMktsNlJTZjRqQ1RCbENLaEtNelpCaThUZDdyWkN2bnFXUGZ3d1hVWTNVQklITXhPbG5rOWpDWDFRUSs0MWNqZzR4Z2UvZTh4VXBJUmdTbTh5bCs3ZUlGbDlmZDJPcStYYU02ZUNFbXRBK3JPNmdoc1N2TE5uNXQ4bjVsV21Wcm5CUEg3cE5BaDk0QWNIdVA4QVdJR3BvbFYv/FUNNY+THREATENING+QUOTES/(36ec23827bc953734854cdca0310e8a8).jpg)
“I have a master’s degree in witty retorts – would you like me to explain the syllabus to you?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZUxLaDREZnM0Y001VmhDczAzWW52Wnp5SHhIenMxbVF0NGdvN2Zlalp6b1ZjNUo4cFp0QmdiR2pEa0ErdFg5enh4NFQ4SktBOUMzeXdDUHQvQ0d3cjljM1hmbjJtak9rM2RoRlZyNGNEWTJNS2ZSKzRRVGI2Vjc4eE80Q0NtcGVISFNkU09JMW1Ldlp2QTVZR2ptYjd3PQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+THREATENING+QUOTES/(dbd5fb8f1b761fe89c2587c590f147fd).jpg)
“Just a friendly reminder that I can make even the corniest joke come back to haunt you.”