FUNNY TRASH QUOTES

“The trash bin is my best friend because it always listens without judgment.”

“I’m not saying I’m trash, but I do attract a lot of flies.”

“Trash doesn’t judge. It’s always there for you, even when you’re being dumped on.”

“One person’s trash is another person’s treasure. So, technically, I’m just a highly valued individual.”

“Trash talk? Nah, I prefer trash actions. They speak louder.”

“I’m not just trash, I’m recyclable!”

“Sometimes I feel like trash, but at least I can take a break and sit out on the curb whenever I want.”

“They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, but let’s be real – I’m just trash.”

“I may be trash, but at least I’m not lying about it like some people.”

“Trashy, sassy and a bit smart-assy.”

“In a world full of shiny things, I’m trash. But at least I’m proud of it.”

“When life gives you trash, make a dumpster fire and laugh it off.” MISTY COPELAND QUOTES ABOUT DANCE

“I might be trash, but I still shine in my own garbage-y way.”

“Trash is just a fancy word for my unique kind of awesome.”

“I may be trash, but I’m the king of this dump.”

“Being trashy is my superpower. What’s yours?”

“I may be trash, but at least I’m not boring like everyone else.”

“They called me trash; I shook my trashy head and laughed.”

“I’m not trashy, I just have a unique sense of humor that not everyone appreciates.”

“They say laughter is the best medicine, so I’m basically a dumpster full of healing.”

“Can’t take the trash out of me. Dive in and see how deep it goes!”

“Trashy and proud – there’s no better way to be!”