FUNNY UP QUOTES

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to redirect gravity.”

“Why be serious when you can laugh at yourself?”

“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!”

“Life is too short to take seriously, so I’m taking funny selfies instead.”

“I haven’t lost my mind, it’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere.”

“I may be a grown-up, but I refuse to adult today.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”

“I asked my dog what’s the secret to happiness, but all he did was wag his tail.”

“The secret to a successful marriage is a sense of humor and a short-term memory.”

“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.”

“I don’t need a hairstylist, I need a magician.”

“I’m not absent-minded, I’m just present in my own little world.” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT EVIL

“My brain has too many tabs open.”

“I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”

“I’ve learned that time flies when you’re having fun, and it also flies when you’re running late.”

“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?”

“I may be a snack, but I’m not your full course meal.”

“I don’t need a prince charming, I need a man who can make me laugh.”

“I have a master’s degree in procrastination.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just allergic to gravity.”

“I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not fake.”

“Why fit in when you were born to stand out and make people laugh?”