![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TVEVGa29MNnlLZG9vaXhFVkJQSzY4R21VUXUvUU4vVmRLMGRiRFVJMHlncC9tYXlGb3E4Zkd3azIrWlJpSnd4bDN2elJFUE5nNjF2Y1FnV3l4TklEbGNvUkprbFQyeFdnUDJFNDkwZzZ2ZGdnPT0%3D/FUNNY+UP+QUOTES/(09d6d07ded7f4a6bf7dd94fa2ab6c3ba).jpg)
“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to redirect gravity.”
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“Why be serious when you can laugh at yourself?”
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“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!”
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“Life is too short to take seriously, so I’m taking funny selfies instead.”
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“I haven’t lost my mind, it’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere.”
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“I may be a grown-up, but I refuse to adult today.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
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“I asked my dog what’s the secret to happiness, but all he did was wag his tail.”
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“The secret to a successful marriage is a sense of humor and a short-term memory.”
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“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.”
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“I don’t need a hairstylist, I need a magician.”
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“I’m not absent-minded, I’m just present in my own little world.” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT EVIL
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“My brain has too many tabs open.”
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“I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”
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“I’ve learned that time flies when you’re having fun, and it also flies when you’re running late.”
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“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?”
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“I may be a snack, but I’m not your full course meal.”
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“I don’t need a prince charming, I need a man who can make me laugh.”
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“I have a master’s degree in procrastination.”
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just allergic to gravity.”
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“I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not fake.”
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“Why fit in when you were born to stand out and make people laugh?”