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“I love summer, it’s my favorite day of the year!”
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“Forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.”
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“I don’t mind the weather as long as I have my coffee.”
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“Who needs the weatherman when you have a window?”
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“I like my weather like I like my coffee – hot and unpredictable.”
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“I don’t understand weather forecasts – they just make up numbers!”
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“Weather forecast for today: hot, with a 99% chance of me avoiding any form of physical activity.”
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“I always carry an umbrella to protect me from the tears of the clouds.”
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“Weatherman’s excuse: The weather is unpredictable… Well, isn’t that your job?”
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“I love how the weather is a great conversation starter when you have nothing else to say.”
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“Weather forecast for today: partly sunny with a 100% chance of sarcasm.”
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“Meteorologists: the only profession where you can be wrong 90% of the time and still have a job.”
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“In the winter, I’m like a snowflake – unique, delicate, and completely lost in the crowd.”
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“Does anyone else see clouds in their coffee?”
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“Weather forecast for today: cold enough to freeze the smiles off people’s faces.” I FEEL CUTE QUOTES
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“I don’t trust weather professionals. They’re the only ones who can be wrong every day and still get paid.”
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“Weather forecast: windy with a chance of annoyance.”
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“I’m not a weather forecaster, but I can tell you this: it’s going to be either hot or cold.”
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“I’m so cold, I’m considering moving to the equator and wrapping myself in a solar blanket.”
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“Weather forecast: expect lots of sunshine and a 100% chance of me staying indoors.”
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“The weather is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get, but you’ll most likely end up regretting it.”
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“I love rainy days because they give me an excuse to stay in bed and be unproductive.”
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“The weatherman got it wrong again? Shocking! It’s almost like predicting the unpredictable is impossible.”
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“Don’t like the weather? Wait five minutes, it’ll change.”
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“Weather is a great metaphor for life – sometimes it’s sunny, sometimes it’s stormy, but eventually, it all clears up.”
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“I can handle any weather as long as I have my cozy sweater and a cup of hot cocoa.”
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“Weather forecast: a 100% chance of me staying in bed all day.”
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“Weatherman’s motto: If you don’t like the forecast, blame it on technology!”