“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops!”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!”

“The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret. All we know is that it involves a lot of forgiveness and a sense of humor!”

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“In marriage, the bride gets a new name, and the groom gets a new lease on life!”

“Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering!”

“I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, and she said yes—about me doing the dishes, taking out the trash, and cleaning the house.”

“Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes!”

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”

“Marriage is like a game of chess. One wrong move, and you’re both in check!”

“My husband and I have been happily married for years. But he still manages to surprise me by leaving his wet towel on the bed every morning!”

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!”

“My wife said I should be more affectionate. So now I take her out for a nice dinner… occasionally.”

“Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown child who can’t take care of themselves!” HOW FAR WILL YOU GO QUOTES

“We thought we were celebrating our wedding anniversary, but it turns out, we were celebrating an entire custom of tolerating each other!”

“Marriage is like a fine wine. It gets better with age, but sometimes it gives you a headache!”

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person, but also with their ability to clean the bathroom.”

“Marriage is all about give and take. You give me headaches, and I take aspirin!”

“Watching our friends getting married made us realize that we could tolerate each other’s weirdness for a lifetime!”

“Marriage: the only war where you sleep with the enemy!”

“Marriage is waking up every day and realizing you’ve signed up for a lifetime supply of alarm clocks.”

“We interrupted our regularly scheduled arguing to bring you this special anniversary message!”

“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and anniversaries, and the other never forgets!”

“Marriage is all about love, trust, and never deleting each other’s DVR recordings!”

“As we celebrate another year of marriage, let’s also celebrate the fact that neither of us has become a crime statistic yet!”

“In marriage, do remember that even the Grand Canyon started with a little crack!”

“Happy anniversary to the couple who still knows how to laugh at themselves, even after all these years!”