FUNNY WEDDING QUOTE

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!”

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“Marriage is all about compromise. Like, I compromise my freedom, and my spouse compromises with my terrible sense of style!”

“Marriage: when dating goes from ‘Can I get your number?’ to ‘Can I check your phone?'”

“Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”

“The secret to a happy marriage? A sense of humor…and a short memory!”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!”

“My spouse and I have a perfect understanding. I don’t try to run her life, and I don’t try to run mine.”

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life…mission accomplished!”

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops!”

“My wife tells me that I’m an excellent lover… because every time we make love, I’m like, ‘Wow, that was excellent!'”

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!”

“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy!”

“Marriage is like a rollercoaster ride. Sometimes you’re up high, sometimes you’re down low, and most of the time, you’re just screaming!” RELATIONSHIP AND HAPPINESS QUOTES

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”

“The best way to remember your wedding anniversary is to marry someone you’ll never forget!”

“Marriage is all about three things: First, finding the right person. Second, finding the right person. And finally, finding the right person!”

“Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man-child who can’t do laundry.”

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband!”

“Marriage is a romantic story, wherein the hero dies in the first chapter!”

“My husband and I have a secret language. It’s called ‘sarcasm’.”

“Marriage is the union of two good forgivers.”

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person… and their strange habits!”

“Marriage is so tough, Nelson Mandela got a divorce!”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards, it starts with hearts and ends with clubs.”

“Before I got married, I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories!”

“Marriage is a lot like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.”