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“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!”
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“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
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“Marriage is all about compromise. Like, I compromise my freedom, and my spouse compromises with my terrible sense of style!”
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“Marriage: when dating goes from ‘Can I get your number?’ to ‘Can I check your phone?'”
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“Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”
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“The secret to a happy marriage? A sense of humor…and a short memory!”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!”
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“My spouse and I have a perfect understanding. I don’t try to run her life, and I don’t try to run mine.”
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“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life…mission accomplished!”
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“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops!”
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“My wife tells me that I’m an excellent lover… because every time we make love, I’m like, ‘Wow, that was excellent!'”
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“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!”
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“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy!”
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“Marriage is like a rollercoaster ride. Sometimes you’re up high, sometimes you’re down low, and most of the time, you’re just screaming!” RELATIONSHIP AND HAPPINESS QUOTES
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“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
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“The best way to remember your wedding anniversary is to marry someone you’ll never forget!”
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“Marriage is all about three things: First, finding the right person. Second, finding the right person. And finally, finding the right person!”
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“Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man-child who can’t do laundry.”
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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband!”
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“Marriage is a romantic story, wherein the hero dies in the first chapter!”
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“My husband and I have a secret language. It’s called ‘sarcasm’.”
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“Marriage is the union of two good forgivers.”
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person… and their strange habits!”
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“Marriage is so tough, Nelson Mandela got a divorce!”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards, it starts with hearts and ends with clubs.”
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“Before I got married, I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories!”
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“Marriage is a lot like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.”