FUNNY WEIGHTLOSS QUOTES

“I’m on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle.”

“I’m not overweight. I’m just giving my body more room to shine.”

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, except for pizza. And chocolate. And tacos…”

“I could lose weight, but I don’t want to show off my strong willpower.”

“I’m not overweight, I’m under-tall.”

“I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.”

“The only exercise I do is running late.”

“I’m not overweight, I’m just undertall.”

“I’ve decided to lose weight just in case I need to chase someone down for a slice of cake.”

“I’m trying to lose weight, but it’s not working. It must be because I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.”

“Every time I lose weight, it finds me again. I think it’s stalking me.”

“I’m on a diet… It lasts till I get hungry.”

“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.” MOTTO FOR LIFE QUOTES

“I’m not fat, I’m just so damn sexy it overflows.”

“I’m not fat, I’m just living in high definition.”

“I started a juice cleanse last week. Well, it was more like a French fry cleanse.”

“I’m not fat, I’m just horizontally challenged.”

“I started a new diet where I only eat what my blender can blend.”

“I’m not fat, I’m just a small person with extra padding.”

“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”

“I’m not overweight, I just have an appetite for excess happiness.”

“I went on a diet, but all I lost was my motivation.”

“I don’t always lose weight, but when I do, I gain it back in chocolate.”

“I’m not fat, I’m just easier to see.”