FUNNY WINE CHRISTMAS QUOTES

“The only present Santa really wants is a nice glass of wine, trust me.”

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

“Tis the season to be jolly, with a glass of chardonnay worth every folly.”

“All I want for Christmas is a steady supply of wine and good company – the rest is just icing on the fruitcake.”

“Wine not have a holly jolly Christmas?”

“Dear Santa, define ‘nice’… Can that just include being nice to my wine glass?”

“It’s the most wonderful wine of the year!”

“Christmas calories don’t count if they’re in a glass of wine.”

“Wine helps me get through all of Santa’s lists, naughty or nice.”

“Sleigh my name, sleigh my name…”

“Holiday calories don’t count when it’s wine o’clock.”

“Dear Santa, I can explain… but first, let me pour you a glass of wine.”

“May your Christmas be merry and your wine glass be full.”

“It’s not drunk if you’re filled with joy… and wine.”

“I’m only a morning person on December 25th… because wine.”

“Wine-ing is just another way to say ‘celebrating the season.'” HAPPY DAY LOVE QUOTES

“Oh, what fun it is to wine!”

“I’m dreaming of a wine Christmas, just like the ones I used to know.”

“The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Saint Merlot soon would be there.”

“Deck the halls with bottles of wine, fa la la la la, la la la la.”

“I’ll be home for Christmas, where the wine is flowing free.”

“Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle – just pour another glass of wine.”

“This holiday season, let’s get merry, bright, and a little bit wine-drunk.”

“Christmas: the only time of year it’s acceptable to put wine in your cereal.”

“May your stockings be full, your glass never empty, and your wine never ending.”

“There’s no such thing as too much wine – just as there’s no such thing as too much Christmas cheer.”

“Cheers to the ones who make this season bright – and keep our wine glasses filled.”

“Wishing you a merry little Christmas, filled with laughter, love, and wine.”

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by sharing a bottle of wine.”

“Merry Christmas! May your wine glass be ever full and your Christmas spirit be ever bright.”