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“I love work. I could watch someone else do it for hours.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode.”
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“Work hard, nap hard.”
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“I always give 100% at work: 10% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 30% on Wednesday…”
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“I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just on extreme productivity enhancement mode.”
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“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.”
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“If nail biting were an Olympic sport, I’d have a gold medal for sure.”
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“I’m not late. I’m still operating on my own time zone.”
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“Coffee: the most important meal of the day.”
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“Friday is my second favorite F-word. Food is the first, of course.”
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“I’m an expert in multi-tasking: I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.”
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“Work mode: engage coffee intake cycle!”
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“My hobbies include overthinking, finding new ways to avoid work, and pretending I’m on a beach somewhere.”
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“I always give 100% at work: 10% on actual work, and 90% on pretending to be busy whenever the boss walks by.”
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“I have a love-hate relationship with my job. I love pretending to work, and I hate doing actual work.” QUOTES ABOUT SLANDER IN THE BIBLE
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“Work mode is like a light switch, except it’s more like a flickering bulb that needs coffee to operate.”
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“My computer screen is brighter than my future.”
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“I don’t snore, I dream that I’m a motorcycle.”
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“I’m not addicted to coffee, I’m just strongly dependent on it.”
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“I work well under pressure… said no one, ever.”
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“The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.”
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“I’m a responsible adult, until someone brings out bubble wrap.”
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“The only thing standing between me and success is me… and my lack of motivation.”
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“I don’t always take coffee breaks, but when I do, I make them last for hours.”
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“I don’t get drunk. I get awesome.”
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“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… it’s called lunch.”
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to test the durability of every object in the office.”
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“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life. Just kidding, this is work and I’m miserable.”
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“I’m not saying I hate my job, but if it were on fire and I had to save my coffee or my work, I’d grab the coffee first.”