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“I work hard so my dog can have a better life.”
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“The harder I work, the luckier I get. Said no one ever.”
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“I have a job because staring at my phone all day doesn’t pay the bills.”
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“Work hard, nap hard.”
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“I’d love to stay and chat, but I’m at work pretending to be busy.”
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“I can’t wait until I’m old enough to retire from being an adult.”
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“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
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“Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.”
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“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.”
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“If hard work is the key to success, then I must have locked myself out.”
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“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”
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“I don’t always deliver, but when I do, it’s takeout.”
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“I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.”
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“I’m not a morning person. I’m not an afternoon person. I’m not an evening person. I’m a ‘late at night when everyone is asleep’ person.”
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“I work best when I’m avoiding work.” BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT THANKS
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“I’m not anti-social, I’m just pro-me time.”
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“I always give 100% at work: 10% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 30% on Thursday, and 0% on Friday.”
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“I’m not a coffee addict, but my work definitely needs a caffeine intervention.”
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“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
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“My to-do list is like a rollercoaster. It has its ups, downs, and not much gets done.”
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“The only thing I like more than Fridays is the anticipation of Saturdays.”
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“If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your boss told you to.”
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“I’m not late. I just wanted to make a dramatic entrance.”
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“When in doubt, Google it. If that doesn’t work, ask someone else to do it.”
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“I don’t suffer from laziness. I enjoy every minute of it.”
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“Sorry, I can’t come to work today. I have a severe case of the ‘I don’t want to adult’ syndrome.”
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“The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are overrated.”
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“My job is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.”
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“I don’t mind working hard, as long as it’s not my yard.”