FUNNY WORKING HARD QUOTES

“I work hard so my dog can have a better life.”

“The harder I work, the luckier I get. Said no one ever.”

“I have a job because staring at my phone all day doesn’t pay the bills.”

“Work hard, nap hard.”

“I’d love to stay and chat, but I’m at work pretending to be busy.”

“I can’t wait until I’m old enough to retire from being an adult.”

“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

“Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.”

“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.”

“If hard work is the key to success, then I must have locked myself out.”

“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”

“I don’t always deliver, but when I do, it’s takeout.”

“I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.”

“I’m not a morning person. I’m not an afternoon person. I’m not an evening person. I’m a ‘late at night when everyone is asleep’ person.”

“I work best when I’m avoiding work.” BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT THANKS

“I’m not anti-social, I’m just pro-me time.”

“I always give 100% at work: 10% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 30% on Thursday, and 0% on Friday.”

“I’m not a coffee addict, but my work definitely needs a caffeine intervention.”

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“My to-do list is like a rollercoaster. It has its ups, downs, and not much gets done.”

“The only thing I like more than Fridays is the anticipation of Saturdays.”

“If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your boss told you to.”

“I’m not late. I just wanted to make a dramatic entrance.”

“When in doubt, Google it. If that doesn’t work, ask someone else to do it.”

“I don’t suffer from laziness. I enjoy every minute of it.”

“Sorry, I can’t come to work today. I have a severe case of the ‘I don’t want to adult’ syndrome.”

“The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are overrated.”

“My job is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.”

“I don’t mind working hard, as long as it’s not my yard.”