FUNNY WORKING QUOTES

“I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.”

“Work hard so you can shop harder.”

“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.”

“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”

“If you think your boss is dumb, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he/she was any smarter.”

“The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you’re on the job.”

“Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.”

“I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

“I work so I can afford the amount of online shopping I do while working.”

“My job is definitely secure; no one else wants it.”

“Work: the fine art of pretending to be busy while secretly browsing the internet.”

“I’m not a procrastinator; I’m just extremely productive at unimportant things.” FAMOUS QUOTE ABOUT TN STATE PARKS

“Commute: spending your money to go to work, so you can earn more money to commute to work.”

“If at first, you don’t succeed, fix your ponytail and try again.”

“I have a work station and a play station. Both are equally important to me.”

“My boss told me to dress for the job I want, not the job I have, so I’m sitting here in a Batman costume.”

“I work well under pressure – provided that pressure isn’t too intense.”

“I love my job; it’s the work I hate.”

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then what does an empty desk signify?”

“I’m not late; I’m just on Hawaiian time.”

“I’m not sure if I actually enjoy working, or if I just enjoy complaining about it.”

“I’m just a small fish in a shark-infested job market.”

“Coffee: because adulting is hard and sleep is rare.”