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“I joined a Zoom meeting in my pajamas and no one even noticed. It’s like my dream come true!”
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“I mute myself on Zoom calls so I can yell at my family without anyone knowing.”
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“Zoom etiquette: pants are optional, but mute yourself when you’re eating chips!”
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“The mute button on Zoom is my new best friend. No one needs to hear me singing along to Taylor Swift.”
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“I’ve become an expert at nodding and looking interested on Zoom calls, even when I have no idea what people are talking about.”
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“Zoom has made me an expert at giving virtual high fives. Just don’t ask me to actually touch my screen.”
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“I’m starting to think that my pets have better Zoom meeting manners than my coworkers.”
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“The hardest part about Zoom workouts is pretending to know what I’m doing while my video is on.”
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“I never realized how awkward it is to wave goodbye on Zoom until I accidentally muted myself while doing it.”
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“I always have snacks nearby during Zoom meetings, just in case I need to pretend like my internet is freezing.”
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“I’ve learned that the key to a successful Zoom call is having a strategically placed bookshelf behind me to look smart.”
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“Zoom meetings are like a rollercoaster of emotions: from excitement when someone joins to relief when it finally ends.”
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“Thanks to Zoom, my cat now has a better social life than I do.” WHEN YOU MISS SOMEONE WHO DIED QUOTES
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“If you hear strange noises on my Zoom call, I promise it’s just my dog trying to play fetch with a squeaky toy.”
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“Zoom has made me an expert at multitasking. I can pretend to pay attention while actually online shopping.”
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“I can’t wait for the day when ‘You’re on mute’ becomes a compliment.”
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“Zoom meetings have taught me that awkward silences can be even more awkward in a virtual setting.”
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“Before Zoom, I never realized how often I touch my face. Now I catch myself doing it every two minutes.”
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“I’ve become a master at screen-sharing memes during Zoom calls. It’s the little things that keep us entertained.”
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“My favorite game on Zoom is ‘Spot the awkward virtual background’. It’s like a virtual scavenger hunt!”
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“Zoom meetings have turned my coworkers’ homes into a never-ending episode of HGTV. Who knew so many people were passionate about home decor?”
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“If you want to know how professional I am, just watch me struggling to unmute myself on a Zoom call.”
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“Zoom has shown me that my colleagues’ pets are way better at keeping a poker face than mine. They never break character!”
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“I’m starting to think that Zoom meetings were invented by introverts as a way to avoid real social interaction. Genius!”