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“Give up chocolate? Over my melted, gooey dead body!”
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“I would give up coffee, but I’m not a quitter… or a morning person!”
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“Giving up is always an option, but then so is ordering pizza.”
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“I would give up social media, but then I wouldn’t have an audience to share my hilarious memes with!”
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“I could give up sweets, but that would push me to the dark side… and they have cookies!”
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“I’d give up exercise, but my body is a temple… that needs a lot of maintenance and repairs.”
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“I could give up procrastinating, but that would require me to stop doing it later.”
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“I would give up binge-watching TV shows, but then how would I stay up-to-date on all the important cultural references?”
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“I could give up my smartphone, but then how would people know that I went for a run?”
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“I would give up shopping, but I’m not a quitter… especially when it comes to clearance sales!”
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“I could give up swearing, but then what the beep would I say?”
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“I would give up sleeping, but my snooze button is just too hard to resist.”
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“I could give up junk food, but then who would support the potato chip industry?” PRINCESS LEIA QUOTES HOPE IS LIKE THE SUN
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“I would give up my self-deprecating humor, but I’m just not good enough to come up with a better alternative.”
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“I could give up online shopping, but I’m pretty sure that would lead to a wave of empty delivery boxes wandering down my street.”
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“I would give up iced coffee, but blended bean water and I are best friends for-ice-ever.”
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“I could give up Netflix, but then how would I know what everyone else is talking about?”
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“I would give up complaining, but it’s one of the few things I’m really good at.”
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“I could give up dessert, but life without chocolate is just a cocoa mess.”
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“I would give up being sarcastic, but that wouldn’t be nearly as fun… said no one ever.”
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“I could give up socializing, but then who would listen to me tell them how much I don’t want to socialize?”
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“I would give up gossiping, but then I wouldn’t know who’s sitting where at the cool kids’ table!”
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“I could give up taking naps, but then who would dream up all these amazing nap scenarios?”
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“I would give up my sense of humor, but then I would just be stuck with a boring personality, and who wants that?”