GO THE F TO SLEEP QUOTES

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Sure, here are 21 quotes for you:

“The days are long, the nights are longer, but eventually, my dear, we will f***ing sleep.”

“Sleep, oh sleep, where art thou? If only I could find you, I wouldn’t give a f*** about anything else.”

“The battle for sleep is not for the weak-hearted; it’s a war we all fight, night after f***ing night.”

“Hush little baby, don’t you cry, Mama needs some shut-eye before losing her goddamn mind.”

“In the silence of the night, I curse the sandman for playing tricks on my eyelids. F*** sleep, where art thou?”

“Dreams are but a distant memory, as sleep mocks our weary souls. F*** it, let’s play some video games.”

“Sleep, you elusive bastard. I can hear you laughing as I lay wide awake. F*** it, I’m watching Netflix.”

“Just when you think sleep is near, it’s like a mirage disappearing into thin air. F*** it, let’s have a midnight snack.”

“Dear sleep, I beg of you, please have mercy on my soul. Without you, I am but a zombie roaming this earthly realm.”

“Twinkle, twinkle little star, why can’t you grant me sleep as I lie here so f***ing awake?”

“Sleep, oh sleep, my heart doth weep, for thou art the one thing I desperately seek.” GOOD CITIZEN QUOTES FOR STUDENTS

“As the clock strikes twelve, the sandman flips me off and whispers, ‘F*** you, try again tomorrow.'”

“Insomnia, you devilish temptress, you’ve stolen my dreams and left me with nothing but a f***ing headache.”

“In the stillness of the night, I quietly curse the moon for shining so brightly, as I long for sleep’s sweet embrace.”

“Sleep, you treacherous temptress, always just out of reach. F*** it, let’s have a dance party.”

“Oh dear sleep, please don’t keep me waiting, before I lose my sanity and start hallucinating.”

“Counting sheep as they jump the fence, f*** this, I’m practicing my ventriloquism.”

“Sleep, where art thou? My eyes are heavy, my mind is weary, but sleep, you choose to evade me.”

“Night fall brings no solace, just a f***ing battlefield of tossing and turning.”

“As the moon shines bright, I lay here in the dark, cursing every sheep and counting marks.”

“Sleep, you mysterious fiend, come play with me in the realm of dreams. F*** it, let’s read a book.”

GOOD CITIZEN QUOTES FOR STUDENTS