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“I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
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“Life is too short to be taken seriously, laugh at yourself.”
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“I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me.”
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“I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not fake.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.”
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“I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.”
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“I’m not short, I’m just more down to earth than most people.”
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“I don’t trip. I do random gravity checks.”
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“I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.”
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“I’m just a vintage soul in a modern world.”
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“I don’t say ‘LOL’ out loud, as it seems inappropriate in most situations.”
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“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”
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“I don’t make typos, my keyboard just can’t keep up with my thoughts.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just in power-saving mode.” QUOTES IN STAVE 3 OF A CHRISTMAS CAROL
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“I don’t have a beer belly, I have a protective covering for my rock-hard abs.”
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“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”
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“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”
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“I may be fat, but you’re ugly. And I can lose weight!”
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“I don’t need to exercise, I’m already fabulous.”
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“I’m not late, I’m just always fashionably in a different time zone.”
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“I can’t adult today. Please try again tomorrow.”
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“I don’t need a hair salon, I’ve got a blanket that takes care of my hairdos.”
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“I don’t need a personal trainer, life keeps throwing enough curveballs at me.”
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“I don’t need a gym membership, my fridge is my personal fitness center.”
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“Coffee isn’t a drink, it’s a moment of sanity in a chaotic world.”
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just a walking disaster.”
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“I don’t need a personal chef, my smoke alarm acts as a food timer.”
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“I don’t need a therapist, chocolate understands me.”