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“Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.”
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“I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast.”
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“My bed is a magical place where problems magically disappear… until the next morning.”
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“If there was an Olympics for sleeping, I would definitely win gold.”
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“Sleep is the best meditation… or at least a good excuse to avoid reality for a while.”
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“I wish sleep loved me as much as I love it.”
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“My bed and I have a special relationship. We’re perfect together. But it’s complicated…”
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“The best feeling in the world is when you finally crawl into bed after a long day and it’s the perfect temperature.”
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“I have a black belt in napping.”
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“Sleeping is my superpower. I can do it for hours without any special training.”
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“I’m not addicted to sleep, I just can’t stand being awake.”
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“I have so much to do tomorrow, I should probably go to bed… and ignore all of it.”
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“Going to bed early: a thrilling adventure for adults.” ONE YEAR 1ST WEDDING ANNIVERSARY QUOTES
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“My bed and I have a complicated relationship. Some nights it’s a lifelong partner, others it’s a one-night stand.”
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“My bed is a work of art. I spend countless hours perfecting the messy, yet cozy look.”
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“Just once, I would like to wake up feeling like I’ve actually slept.”
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“Sleeping is my hobby, but waking up is my nemesis.”
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“They say sleep is the cousin of death, but I’m ready to have a family reunion.”
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“Sleeping through the alarm clock is my way of telling it to shut up and leave me alone.”
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“I enjoy long romantic walks… to the fridge during late-night snack break time.”
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“If there was a diploma for sleeping, my wall would be covered in them.”
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“Sleep is like a time machine to breakfast. Without it, mornings make no sense.”
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“I don’t mean to brag, but I can nap for hours and wake up more tired than before.”
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“Sleeping is my favorite hobby. It’s like winning the lottery, but instead of money, you wake up feeling refreshed.”
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“The only thing I’m good at consistently is sleeping through my alarm.”