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“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, in water there is bacteria.” – Unknown
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“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields
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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
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“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson
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“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill
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“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine and that’s kind of the same thing.” – Unknown
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“I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” – Dorothy Parker
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“To me, drink responsibly means don’t spill it.” – Unknown
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“Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.” – Catherine Zandonella
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“I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway
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“Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine for the things I can’t.” – Unknown
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“The best wines are the ones we drink with friends.” – Unknown
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“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra
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“The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.” – Unknown
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“Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald I HAVE NO BEST FRIEND QUOTES
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“I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.” – Dorothy Parker
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“Everybody needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.” – Unknown
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“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Dean Martin
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“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” – George Bernard Shaw
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“Alcohol may be a slow poison, but who’s in a hurry?” – Unknown
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“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
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“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.” – John Barrymore
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“I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate… and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
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“Whiskey is liquid sunshine.” – George Bernard Shaw
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“Alcohol is the magical potion that turns shy people into dancers.” – Unknown
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“Beer is made by men, wine by God.” – Martin Luther
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“Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.” – Sammy Davis Jr.
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“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” – George Burns
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“I would exercise, but it makes me spill my drink.” – Unknown